Sweaty muffins

An overweight woman who crams into small yoga pants.

Did you see those sweaty muffins at McDonald's

by cogglesnatch June 6, 2017

Sweaty Pigs

When your feet aggressively sweat from doing coke

Damn, skiing made my pigs sweaty.

I got some sweaty pigs

by SkellyKee October 15, 2021

sweaty mom

A soccer mom who is always on the go and is always sweaty and pissed off. Shes always in a rush and usually about to have her breaking point.

Me: "Hey mom can I go get some chips?"
Mom: "NO NO NO!!! I HAVE YOGA AND IM SO SICK OF YOU!!!!!! AFTER THAT YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO THE GROCERY SHOP TO GET SOME KALE!!!!"
Me: {oh no shes turned into a sweaty mom}

by AWESOMESAWS12 June 16, 2018

Sweaty sanchez

To have a sweat mustache after intense activity

douche bag 1: YO DOOOD...i just pumped iron like a motherfuckin BOSS and im so FUCKING sweaty i think i have a sweaty sanchez
Douche bag 2: AL-FUCKING-RIGHT

by Johnnybertone July 9, 2011

sweaty mattress

Another word for Pad (product girls use on their periods

omg she was so scared to use a tampon so she only used sweaty mattresses

omg she smelt like she hasn't changed her sweaty mattress

by meg1235 March 27, 2019

Sweaty Hitler

Sticking your forefinger up your ass after working all day and wiping it under someone's nose on their upper lip.

"Foreman"
Dallas I warned you if you didn't have a new car on Monday after all the headaches you would receive a sweaty

Hitler.

"Dallas" I now have a skidmark on my upper lip after getting a sweaty Hitler from my foreman.

by Foreman punishment September 3, 2017

Sweaty Subi

Sweaty Subi is a person who has a whole story series about her life being a sweaty subi.

Sweaty subi gets a new life

by SpagAnesess March 19, 2019