social surgery

the swift removal of infected, parasidic and just plain full-of-shit people from your life.

i need to do some social surgery to my friends list

by trevsm May 9, 2011

quadruple manpass surgery

Like quadruple bypass surgery, only manlier.

Hey Tobias the Armenian Prawn driver!
Yo.
Driven any prawns lately?
Once or twice.
Say, I like your sideburns.
Thanks.
Well, I need to go and have quadruple manpass surgery.
Sucks for you.

by Elysian Toaster January 14, 2009

Crash Course in Brain Surgery

Look inside and you will see
The words are cutting deep inside my brain
Oh they're burning, quickly turning
Knife of words is driving me insane
Insane
Yeah, yeah

Raven black is on my track
Please show me how to neutralise the knife
Show to me in surgery
The art of fighting words to conquer life
Conquer life
Yeah, yeah

Ooh baby, I can rock and roll
Ooh baby, get out of my soul

Now the wicked lance of fear
Driven from my heady mouth and brain
Crash course in brain surgery
Has stopped the bloody knife of love again
Yeah, yeah, yeah

by Death Menace September 29, 2022

Slurger

Self explanatory; slut burger

Ignore that greasy bxtch, she's just a slurger.

by acdz March 14, 2009

Surgeon General's Breakfast

An entire bottle of NyQuil followed by a pack of Lucky Strikes and choice of heavy machinery.

Don't park your car there because Steve had the Surgeon General's Breakfast this morning.

by krtbnsn May 28, 2010

Fat Surfer

A man who must ride waves of fat before he can have intercourse with an extremely obese woman.

Your daddy is a fat surfer because your mother is so fat that before your daddy can make love to her he must first slap her thighs and then ride the waves in.

by Dane Eidson January 12, 2009

Flesh Surfer

A Flesh Surfer is someone with a fetish for the 'larger' members of the opposite sex. The idea being that you have to slap a leg and catch the first wave in. Beginner Flesh Surfers should be advised to stay between the flags.

"Hey Alex, That's the 5th big'un in a row. Your a professional Flesh Surfer"

by Doc Hero March 28, 2009