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suprise turd

The unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. Can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. It can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. The last thing you want on a bus journey home.

"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"

" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"
by Kick your ass February 19, 2014
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Mctyson suprise

The act of aggressively biting your partners ear during sex while their eating the mcrib
“Damn she was hot, i would have liked it if she didn’t give me a mctyson suprise
by Original Pseudonym November 3, 2021
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Tendie Suprise

When you go to kiss someone for the first time but they dont know that you have a chickie tendie under your tounge.
“Dude Samantha and I made out tonight.”

Oh yeah? How was it?”
She dumped me after I gave her the ol’ Tendie Suprise.”
by Chris is pitted November 25, 2018
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Protein Suprise

When you have a protein shaker and defecate in it. Mix it up enough to look like a chocolate protein shake. Then proceed to convincing a fellow gym monkey you've got the gainer of Ronnie coleman and he should try it.
Hey tommy try my new shake its the top quality shit, its called protein suprise
by bigdogswag April 18, 2016
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Cheese Suprise

Cheese Suprise Is when you're having oral sex with someone and you jam your penis down their throat when they least expect it and then cum so hard it comes out their ass.
Cheese Suprise
Alex: I gave your sister a Cheese Surprise yesterday
Isac: What the fuck Alex
by Blegblog_MILFfucker_69 July 29, 2021
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Marshmallow suprise

When a guy's cum is so thick it has the viscosity of a marshmallow
Brianna: How was it last night?

Alex: I almost choked, he gave me a marshmallow suprise
by Suprise Muthafucka February 5, 2014
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indian suprise

When a horny individual of Indian ethnicity jumps from behind an object or alley way to surprise their sexual prey
That club was awesome Jim.

Yeah Stacy, I had a really great night tonight!

Let's go home through this alley way

HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!!

IT LOOKS LIKE A SAND-NIGGER JIM!

"Indian suprise!"
by Absolute belta May 16, 2017
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