Kinder Suprise

Slang world for leaving something disgusting inside of a mailbox. E.g., dog shit or anthrax.

I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox

by SpunkDrinker December 19, 2023

Tendie Suprise

When you go to kiss someone for the first time but they dont know that you have a chickie tendie under your tounge.

“Dude Samantha and I made out tonight.”

“Oh yeah? How was it?”
She dumped me after I gave her the ol’ Tendie Suprise.”

by Chris is pitted November 25, 2018

Suprise Public Fucking

The process of entering a public or privat bathroom, kicking down the door, and lunging at the person there. Once you get to them, you can preform oral sex on any lower oraface, despite the fact of whatever they're doing on the toilet. Sounds disgusting, has never been atemped before, and only will be by the worst of humanity.

Milly: Mom, why were you screaming?
Jill: Oh, your father gave me a Suprise Public Fucking.
Milly: What?
Jill: When I was in the bathroom, when your father kicked down the door, and started eating me out, even though I'm on my period.
Milly:LOL

by Tiberius Declemont December 28, 2018

Mexican suprise

That's when you take the bag out the trash and shit in the can then put the bag back in.

Dude totally left that asshole junkie downstairs a mexican suprise in his thrash can in his room.

by chinkateria May 31, 2018

spicy suprise

When you squirt siracha in your girls eyes and suprisingly cum on her face.

Last night, i gave my wife a spicy suprise.

by anonymous May 29, 2022

Suprise shot

When a human ejaculates on another human who was not expecting it

Marissa: "you'll never believe it! I was giving Daniel head when all of a sudden there was a Suprise Shot! I was so peeved."

by Polkadot-platapus January 30, 2022

Suprise

Suprise is a guy who really loves girls or women and doesn't hesitate to date as many girls or women as he likes, he also a very creative person when it comes to music and giving out the best advises to people who really need it, he's also a very well know person, a people's person and very passionate about loveing and caring for others. His a huge music lover and also wants to be on stage one day and explore the world. He's always that guy who asks you "how you doing today" he's always been there for you and will always be there. He's also a very funny guy and Talent in sports and will give his ultimate best to be out there.

Text suprise and you'll see what kind of a person you've been missing all along

by @Youur one and only April 10, 2022