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Cheese Suprise

Cheese Suprise Is when you're having oral sex with someone and you jam your penis down their throat when they least expect it and then cum so hard it comes out their ass.
Cheese Suprise
Alex: I gave your sister a Cheese Surprise yesterday
Isac: What the fuck Alex
by Blegblog_MILFfucker_69 July 29, 2021
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The Wisconsin Suprise

To take melted cheese and use it as lube to anally fuck a woman while using a small cheese stick to pleasure her vagina
Guy 1: I gave my girl The Wisconsin Suprise last night
Guy 2: What is wrong with you
by A huge fucking idiot April 27, 2024
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KINDER SUPRISE

Midwife of Indian maternity ward: FML another day of KINDER SUPRISE chaos!
by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 4, 2021
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Suprise feature

When a programmer is fucking done with bug fixing. So they start calling bugs "suprise features" instad of fixing them. Usually game bugs, for example the bug in skyrim that makes you walk through walls counts as a suprise feature.
A: "Hey i found this bug that makes you walk though walls."
B. "It's not a bug. It's a suprise feature!"
by DopeNopeRopePope March 16, 2020
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Campfire Fun Suprise

When a man or women lights someones pube on fire and toasts a marshmallow before cumming on it
jerry was so excited to give sharron a Campfire Fun Suprise
by IHateToddlers March 8, 2023
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crab apple suprise

An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.
"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit
by Skylarker September 15, 2017
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Suprise

The better spelling of the word surprise, common mistake.
Ayo that’s a suprise

You mean surprise?

No.
by Jay_____________ July 4, 2021
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