superman's gobstopper

An masochistic act during which a man jumps out a f*in window, impales himself on a stake, and stuffs his own testicles down his throat.

I'd sooner do a superman's gobstopper than listen to Manilow.

by Mass Dysfunction April 24, 2008

Superman Smash

The act of going on the rollar coaster The Superman Ride of steel and making it to the top of the hill. While on the top, you give or recieve an act of oral and or sexual intercoarse to another man or women. Actions may include but are not limited to licking one's butt hole, putting a dick in one's ear and or jack hammering a pussy.

Superman Smash

by DaLaxMan August 14, 2011

Superman method

The application of brute force to get an object to move or to pull it out of/push it into a tight area. Also see New York method.

I've tried just about everything but a crowbar to pull this paper jam out of the printer. It looks like I'll have to use the Superman method!

by pentozali August 22, 2011

Superman that hoe

Skeet on the sheet, stick it to your girls back while she's asleep, let it dry.

When she wakes up t will be stuck to that hoes back like Supermans cape!

If you want to get her back, "Superman that hoe" and take a picture to show your boys.

by KrayzieKracka December 9, 2017

Superman Alert

When an obese person enters a room or setting, typically wearing a Superman shirt, hat, etc.

Oh damn, Superman Alert at 3 o'clock.

by 0_0awkward0_0 January 28, 2019

superman suck

intense juul suck or crAzy dick suck

Yo bro she gave me that super man suck.

Damn bro you just Superman sucked my juul

by Superman suck April 6, 2019

Superman Jar

When you put two couches close to each other, place a jar in the middle and proceed to lay on top of the two and cum into the jar below.

- I did the Superman Jar yesterday and finally was able to fill my cum jar!
- You have issues.

by GrapleMyAss December 16, 2019