Get the help me I am stuck in the coal mines mug.
by Nibbahhhhh1 July 03, 2019
When one goes to collect commodities from a local deader, but is forced to stay longer than expected due to police presence outside. For example, I went to pick up weed, the police parked outside, now I stuck watching Spongebob with my dealer's kids.
Gents, I went to pick up some parts and now I'm stuck in traffic. I won't be able to attend the meeting today
by Grammando October 06, 2021
Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks
RED
Ok thanks
by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019
!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet
Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani
by laser_fox March 10, 2021
Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
by kinky shit enthusiast January 17, 2022
BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK
Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli
Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli
by Cookielover9000 October 20, 2021