stolen cannoli

The stolen cannoli. It's when you roofie a dude, suck his dick, and spit into a specimen cup to check if he's the baby daddy.

Bro your sister totally stolen cannolied me at the bar last night.

by Prick wicke March 19, 2024

Stolen dopamine

(n.): The sudden loss of motivation and satisfaction that occurs when someone else asks you to complete a task you've been meaning to do, just as you're about to start it. This results in the loss of personal credit and a sense of accomplishment, as if the other person has taken away your opportunity to showcase your initiative and independence.

I’m so pissed at my wife. Just as I was about to unload the dishwasher on my own she asked if I can unload the dishwasher. Total stolen dopamine situation!

by Bashertcoaching March 28, 2024

Smolecoin

a smol mole and the smollest smolecoin in the smolana smolnet

Need to get some of that smolecoin

by Alphawaze April 11, 2024

Stolen Pride

Similar to Stealing Valor by impersonating a member of the armed service.

“My partner will be here any minute.”

“What?! You’re a straight man! That’s Stolen Pride!”

by Ship Name Creator101 June 4, 2024

Stolicious

(Stohl-Lih-See-Yus)

Stolicious is an adjective describing something that has the ability to be used as a seat. Morphologically, the root word "stolic" comes from the Serbo-Croatian noun Stolica, meaning chair. The suffix "-ious" changes the word into an adjective that defines a state or quality in this context.

"The cardboard box didn't seem very stolicious after looking at the condition of it."

by Surqita October 13, 2024

Stole Tesla

Accused by the former owners of trying to REWRITE HISTORY! WOW! SOUNDS FAMILIAR! It's Elon's MO!

Hym "He rewrote history and stole Tesla and NOW... NOW what's happening? Now everybody's trying to do it! Everybody wants to be the true authors of history. Unfortunately for everyone you're all mentally retarded and should be prevented from doing that at all cost and with any method UP TO AND INCLUDING DRONE STRIKES! Except for the creator of AI! That guy is clearly not a retard! Necessarily so! Because how could a retard make AI? It's impossible! I mean, we all know Elon didn't do it! Right? Cus of the retardation! But the guy who ACTUALLY DID IT? CLEARLY A GENIUS AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE! SAVIOR OF HUMANITY! But the retards, they see Elon doing it and now they want to do it too. Not so fast little retards! History is the actual account of the things that actually transpired across time. Not your little retard whim. Ok? We love in reality and not retard fantasy world! And in reality, my brain does not feel good. Like, at all. It might be the drone strike fever but probably just a brain infection. But, whatever, back to Elon. HE JUST STEALS! HE STEALS AND HE LIES! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! And then he gets these other cocksuckers to pretend for him! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! IT'S SICK! And not in a good way!"

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

Stolen

You know what stealing is Meg. You know what lies are Meg.

Hym "And you know it was stolen because you would be unhappy with the outcome if I was paid for it."

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025