Vintage Seed

An old dude’s jizz.

Rachel is into age gaps. She craves vintage seed. Can’t get enough.

My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.

by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018

bird seeds

The worst food to ever be invented on Earth. Mainly hated by birds like Wingy, this food is disgusting, dry, and plainly noob. If you eat bird seeds, you're a noob.

"Hey I got food!"
"Oh really? What did you get?"
"I got the newest flavor of bird seeds!"
"You filthy disgusting noob."

by Sir Jeffrier June 9, 2021

stems and seeds

Deliberate lack of something, be it information, goods or consideration. Usually a withholding as part of a deception.

"Come on, Johnny. I asked you for some information, and all you're giving me are stems and seeds."

by Hashim R. Hathaway February 2, 2008

skeedattle

1. To quickly leave.

2. To make like a tree... and leaf.

I'd love to stay for the rest of our date. But I gotta skeedattle and attend the opening of my garage door.

by Scarbonie September 15, 2007

sheedside

"Southside of East Orange NJ" named after slain member of 793 bloods who was killed by bloomfield police officers

I'm from sheedside

Sheedside Shit

by ray67 September 21, 2021

Bird Seed Breathe

What you call someone that looks like a bird. Usually has a peak shaped nose, a nasal voice and no neck.

Friend: I don't know what to be for Halloween.

Me: You should be a Parakeet, you have the nose for it.

Friend: Let's not forget your sausage nose...

Me: Fuck you Bird Seed Breathe.

by abramm24 March 26, 2009

weak seed

When someone is not being fun or entertaining, wants to go home early from a night out, or won't go out at all, they are being a weak seed. They could be also be in the act of being weak, therefore they are "weak seeding". Origin from having weak sperm or libido.

"Dude, quit going so weak seed and lets get shots."

by Bloke G July 9, 2009