staycation

When you're to poo' to go anywhere on vacation so you stay home.

Damn, we wanted to get a room with a heart shaped bed and a champaign shaped jacuzzi at Mount Airy Lodge but I'm too broke. We'll just do a staycation and stay at home and watch Oprah.

by wtf9999999 August 7, 2008

stacey infection

1.) Noun; a yeast infection to the highest degree of infection.
2.) Adj.; a word that describes a teacher that no one likes, is always in a bitchy mood, gives way to much work, and/or never smiles.

1) person 1 - hey man, did you hear what Sarah has?

Person 2 - yeah man! She's got some nasty-ass Stacey infection

2) dude, mr.steevio is such a Stacey infection.

by Snap kreckel pop October 22, 2013

power stance (BOOM)

when you see the girl of your dreams, you lean forward and flex your arm down all the way (BOOM). this is a common device used for picking up chicks, and it is endorsed by joey the trainer.

"Damn, im not one of those guys who is confident with his abilities." -Jordan

"Just do the power stance (BOOM). Lunge a little and BOOM!" -Joey

"Look at all these chicks i got!" -Jordan

"That's the power of the power stance...BOOM!" -Joey

by Iusedtobefat123 February 21, 2011

Had A Stacey

During the proses of detoxing, your bowel produces a big green turd, that simply will not flush for at least 24 hours.

Paul: "Hey Dude, how's the detox going?"

Sam: "Going good bru, just Had A Stacey yesterday that didn't want to leave!"

by Lone Ranger84 October 11, 2010

Stance

Refers the quality and/or location of a female breast augmentation. The higher on the chest & larger volume, the better the stance of her breasts. Those who do not prefer augmented breast must avoid using the the word when describing natural breasts.

Eric: have you seen the stance on Jenny's new tits?
Adam: no, I haven't. How are they?
Eric: her doc stretch & poked them perfectly.
Adam: I just saw her, she is stanced!

by Camberadam July 30, 2012

Stacey

The name for teens who suffer from OMGD. OMGD stands for "Obsessive Male Gender Disorder" and is in fact a real disease of the brain.

A Stacey:

"OH MY GAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD!!! I JUST WANT TO MELT. HE'S SO FUCKING HOT. SOMEBODY SHOOT ME BEFORE I COLLAPSE. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"It's been 2 days since he's replied to my Facebook message! He doesn't like me!"

"Lol maybe he will reply tomorrow?? I really really really hope so! lol"

"Haha yeah... umm.. he so does NOT wanna talk to me.. hahaha... i looked at his page (again =( ).. and he's had activity and all.. but didn't reply to my second message. haha. I suck!"

"HAHA. so i log on and i see he replied! haha. I HAD TO WAIT SINCE SATURDAY AT 1 AM"

"My left eye shed a tear when i saw that he wrote me!"

"I miss being held."

"If it starts getting obsessive you'll know.... and you'll know cuz i'll be flying out to see him"

by yourenglishisgood June 6, 2009

Stacey

Girl.
Skanky.
Attention seeker.
Like to feign many types illnesses and capture innocent retarded men for evil doings and drunken fun wearing her moms clothes.
Wears make-up that reflects car headlights, this stops The Stacey from being run over (the last thing The Stacey needs is an actual injury)
Only friend is a potato with lipstick on.

Girl 1: Ohhhh i'm sorry, my stomach hurts... and my arm and hair... I can't come in to day.... *groans*

Girl 2: Get the fuck up, don't be pullin' no Stacey on my today bitch! Oh and give your mom her clothes back and throw that fucking dirty spud away!

by thepinkyswear June 23, 2014