Startled

Super Gay person!

<sunin>Shall i do my nails today or tomorrow ?

by Gaz July 7, 2003

startrek

A show that, despite it's long history and fame, is to this day viewed only by obese homosexual stamp-collecting faggots, who at best might make love to a microwaved bagel. A popular debate topic as of now is how William Shatner ever found work or intercourse after his time on the show.

Me and my friends plan to go to my house and play Pokemon and watch Startrek- just not too late cuz my bedtime is 5:30.

by Clint May 13, 2005

Starlett

An underground term used by Southern farmers in the US to describe an eggplant. Starlett eggplants tend to be deformed and abnormally heavy due to their fat and pessimistic natures. It is best to just throw them away.

"Well, hot dog! This here eggplant weighs a ton!"

"That ain't no eggplant, Joe! It's a dang gum Starlett!"

by INDIE BARF :) October 6, 2008

mister t starter kit

A large number of gold chains worn around one's neck

Yo check dat mutha fucka and his bad mista t starter set

by Craig S. Andersen October 15, 2003

startled the witch

To drastically fail at some task or activity. syn. screw the pooch, shit the bed

Bill: My cake turned out terrible!

Lisa: Yeah, you really startled the witch on that one.

by Kodiak1985 February 20, 2009

smartled

Startled feeling you get when you pull in a parking space and find a Smart car or mini car hiding there.

Matt started to pull into the parking space, but got smartled 'cause a Honda Fit was already there!

by LauraGay July 23, 2013

Shartle

When you startle someone so hard, they shart. May occasionally lead to death or the deletion of minecraft accounts.

"RIP Shartle 2014"
"Dude, I shartled so hard yesterday."

by DefinitionGirl September 20, 2014