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Snakeskin

after i get done fucking my girlfriend, i peel the snakeskin off my cock.
by Nucking Futz June 11, 2009
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shakespeare

v. \ˈshāk-ˌspir\ To invent, or otherwise put a new word into practice.
by th1138 August 20, 2010
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josh stokes

josh stokes is not a mear boy but a freak. nothing on earth can give definition to what he does or how he does it. perhapes we should sit back in a child like glee and observe his meaningless frolacking.
josh has befor now: drunk a bottle of wisky to him self, broke bottles amongst other items over his head and he has a hobby of jumping out of moving cars trailes etc.
by dont really know March 31, 2005
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united states of america

FTR Canada is actually the best friend of the United States of America as opposed to that "great piece of crap" up north. And also for the most part Canadians and Americans do like each other so this "bitching" you so talk about doesn't really apply except to minority groups.
Person 1: What's that great piece of crap up north?

Person 2: That's no piece of crap at all loser, that's Canada the best friend of the United States of America.

Person 1: OK
by Paul Ward June 24, 2007
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snakeskin

the dried after affects of ejaculation creating a thin film upon the chest or stomach
i had to peel off a proper snakeskin this morning
by duglasses April 11, 2005
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stake

A sharp wooden stick used to dust vampires, people enter the stake through the heart and the vampire turns to dust
Quick pass me a stake, this guy is trying to bite me
by White Wicca March 14, 2004
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United States of the Offended

A term devised by Robert D. Raiford, curmudgeon-at-large, and the only REAL reason to listen to the John Boy and Billy show. It's what the good ol' U.S. of A have become thanks to the panty-waisted touchy-feely liberal types who go out of their way looking for something to offend them, and get said panties in a knot when they find it. Hey, it's called the right to freedom of speech, ya horse's ass. Go check out the first ammendment. NOWHERE does it say that you have the right not to be offended. So quit calling for more tolerance and diversity training, and just learn to deal with it. Instead of trying to make us all overly sensitive, why the hell don't you go out and get a real job, and mind your own damn business. Sometimes the truth's a bitch, fuckers.
Wow, we can't say ____ anymore because some group got their poor little feeler's hurt and pitched a fit and made everyone take sensitivity training? Geez, some people get their skivvies in a twist over the most trivial things. It's like we're living in the United States of the Offended or something.
by Sir Adam the Great April 8, 2005
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