Crack-stache

A type of heavy mustache cause by too much drug use.

"Look at Jon's Crack-stache!"
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."

by Not_To_Be_Named March 3, 2009

sneak-stache

A whispy thing of a moustache, common on teenaged boys. Often considered highly unattractive.

GO STARE AT TEENAGED BOYS PUBERTY-PRONE FACES. The sneak-stache will be evident.

by PorcelainBitch June 29, 2009

Mind-Stacker

A mind stacker is a person who enjoys to confuse you and annoy you.

They will make your mind trip over its self (Hence the MIND - STACKER)

Many people will also call these people "Weird", "strange", "philosophical"
These people are closely related to Karl Pilkington and Amy Fiske

Amy F: What is the speed of darkness? If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whats the link between all these questions?

Randomer: Thats confusing... I don't know, your such a Mind-Stacker!

by Da-Yum October 19, 2010

cake stacker

somebody who is going nowhere in life. Stacking cakes being all they are good for. Or a fat person

Person 1: Hey, why does Kevin never come to school?
Person 2: Because he's a fucking cake stacker.

by jake hard May 21, 2011

V-Stache

When a female grows her pubes and grooms them in the shape of a male mustache. Therefore giving her a vaginal mustache, hence V-Stache.

"My V-Stache itches."

"EW, get your cum out of my V-Stache!"

"My girlfriend has a V-Stache, it intimidates me..."

"My boyfriend likes to wear my V-Stache heheheh!"

by Suzybean March 2, 2012

Nick Stacey

Nick is an amazing man, someone who loves with all his heart, and always finds a way to make the ones who love him smile. No matter what happens. He has a bit of trouble realizing what needs to be done. Here in the real world. But, those who truly love him, want nothing more than for him to show the world how amazing he can really be! He loves hard, and fights harder, and sometimes that gets him into a lot of trouble. But in the long run, there will always be that one girl, who whether he believes it or not, is there for him, and wants the best for him.

I love you Nick Stacey. Remember that!

by Bosavise July 2, 2012

Tramp Stache

A female who has an exposed and hairy lower back; a ala a hairy tramp stamp.

Hey Maloney, did you see the Tramp Stache on that chick? Looked like a walrus peakin' over her belt!

by W-Bubble April 21, 2013