Spud

A man that loves 24/7 in real nigga hours.

Never fuck up never cut corners

Hot as a beast.

7 inch cock fact check him

Spud fucked me so good last night I made him daddy spud.

by ReallOne October 2, 2017

Spud Nugget

A fat retarded person missing limbs.

that spud nugget is a mongo

by Joshy6914 April 4, 2017

Spud

Noun;

Originally used to be slang for potato.
Currently, it's millenial slang for wannabe-celebrity fuckboys who want to cash in on the popculture popularity with potatoes and memes and try to ride that wave into fame and fortune; generally in every urban region in the world except antarctica.

oh my fucking god, he's in college and he's still such a spud
Jared is such a spud, he needs therapy

by lightsaberinmypants April 5, 2017

Spud

The act of you and your absolute don't dropping a fat nut into a rude girl then dropping your mate a spud after.

Yo bro we gonna spud that girl tonight.

by Jakerichy44 July 2, 2017

Spud

British slang originated in Newcastle when describing someone less intelligent or trying to wind someone you dislike up. Similar to “taity”

Shut up yi spud
He actually thought that was the answer,what a spud

by tillymonaghan May 9, 2018

spud whacker

A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.

John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker

by Hampton1982 April 26, 2016

Spud

A word in which two friends use amongst each other as they refer to an awkward situation.

Girl 1: Spud..!
Girl 2: What's happened..?

by Sputatoe July 24, 2016