An individual that goes WAY beyond simply being a fan. This individual would rather dress up in their team colors, ignore the hot babe they are with and yell at the tv about the stupidity of the refs/coaches/players every call. They feel each play should have resulted in a touchdown and honestly can't believe it didn't. These individuals are often found sitting next to you at the bar and force you to root against their team, even if it is your team also.
Sports Douche: "Why the hell did the running back run up the middle??? Couldn't he see the hole clog up before he got to it? They should have called a pass on the play! It would have been an easy 6!!"
Girlfriend (thinking to herself): Why am I with this Sports Douche? He can't even see I'm not wearing a bra! Doesn't surprise me, he couldn't even see that both receivers were double covered with the safety over the top. Clearly they had to run the ball and the defense was just that good on that play. Idiot... Hmm, who's that guy over there...???
Girlfriend (thinking to herself): Why am I with this Sports Douche? He can't even see I'm not wearing a bra! Doesn't surprise me, he couldn't even see that both receivers were double covered with the safety over the top. Clearly they had to run the ball and the defense was just that good on that play. Idiot... Hmm, who's that guy over there...???
by Beech_nuts September 16, 2009
Get the Sports Douchemug. Guy 1: hey dude guess what? the other night I needed a laugh so I watched some womens basketball and they found osama bin laden sitting in the stands!
Guy 2: wait hold on, they have womens basketball?! I thought womens sports were just a myth?
Guy 1: I know right? I bet some of them make a mean sandwhich, they can probably reach the top shelfs in the kitchen without a stool!
Guy 2: wait hold on, they have womens basketball?! I thought womens sports were just a myth?
Guy 1: I know right? I bet some of them make a mean sandwhich, they can probably reach the top shelfs in the kitchen without a stool!
by NDG@therealAtown June 7, 2011
Get the Womens Sportsmug. another form of "suck dick". started over in carpenteria, CA, and is now used over the great reaches of no where else.
by Bryce April 18, 2004
Get the sport domemug. Watersports lovers enjoy not just the flesh of their partners but also the secretions that flow from it. This fetish may also include a fascination with the one function (peeing) that their partner has been doing since birth.Generally speaking, for men the sensation of liquid passing through their urethra is exactly the same when they ejaculate as when they urinate. Even though men know the difference of whether they're cumming or urinating, the sensation is the same. Therefore, for watersports lovers, one action reminds them of the other. Likewise for females, their urethra opens and urine flows out of and among the sensitive lips of their body.
having sex and peeing
by christian December 29, 2004
Get the water sportmug. ESPN's Bill Simmons wife. She usually writes about sports in the middle of The Sports Guy column, with a feminine touch and usually talking celebrity gossips and non-sports related stuff.
She had her own picks for the 2006-2007 NFL season and even beat her sports' fanatic husband at it.
As of 2007, she will be a regular on both ABC.com and ESPN.com with a column about the new season of 'The Bachelor'.
She had her own picks for the 2006-2007 NFL season and even beat her sports' fanatic husband at it.
As of 2007, she will be a regular on both ABC.com and ESPN.com with a column about the new season of 'The Bachelor'.
-Dude, did you read the new Sports Guy column on ESPN.com ?? It is hilarious.
-No, I didn't. I'm looking forward though to read The Sports Gal picks for the games this weekend.
-No, I didn't. I'm looking forward though to read The Sports Gal picks for the games this weekend.
by theriotfish April 8, 2007
Get the sports galmug. Having sex with a opposite/same sex partner for a defined period of time to see who can cause the other person to have more orgasms.
John and Jane had sport sex the other night for 5 hours, John won, he made Jane orgasm 30 times in his 8.
by Xpress211 April 30, 2006
Get the sport sexmug. The Permissible act of a sports fan or athlete, usually a male, shedding a quiet tear in celebration of their team's accomplishments. Also acceptable at the end of a classic sports motion picture. Only one episode of sports crying is acceptable per situation.
by Swalt July 26, 2011
Get the Sports Crymug.