sleep spooning

not quite spooning. this spooning is done alone.

when youre sleeping alone and lie like youre spooning someone.

i didnt get laid last night, but thats ok, i just sleep spooned the air
sleep spooning, wooo

by rainbows, cars and lemonade March 26, 2008

Spooning

Getting a spoon shoved up your rectum.

Ashley+black man with all his drunk white buddies=spooning up the ass (Spoon in the butt) or (Black man shoves spoon in females rectum)

by Sir Digims June 18, 2010

spoonie

one who is said to use the spoon position with others.

'others' being men, women, small woodland animals or inanimate objects such as blow-up dolls, apple pie or stationary automobiles.

"wow, look at the spoonie with that mercedes"

"wow, look at the spoonie wedged against that apple pie"

by Todd Hepburn August 23, 2005

Spoons

A game when you drive through a black neiborhood and throw spoons at black people and shout nigger if you miss you must retrieve the spoon

Hey man wanna play spoons

Sure but chuck norris would be boss at this

by The real casanova November 13, 2014

spoonie

A person who works for J D wetherspoon

Graham is a spoonie

by Graham December 27, 2002

soonish

Not now. Not yet. Definitely soon, not too soon, but not too much later. Not early, but definitely earlier rather than later. Sometime today ... hopefully.

I'm already late for work but I'll get in the shower soonish.

by veryluckygirl July 10, 2017

Spoons

LOL The Wal Mart Clown, and or someone who is an awkward turtle in life!

Lol look at spoons sleeping on the job

by the koala23 July 20, 2009