Speezing

The act of inflating your balls with a bike pump, then squeezing them till they pop.

Guy 1: Dude your girlfriends awesome, how come you never introduced us?
Guy 2: Idk, things between us are kind of weird and I'm thinking of breaking things off.
Guy 1: Well how come?
Guy 2: She keeps asking if she can speeze me and I'm just not comfortable with speezing!

by Manic O March 17, 2025

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Spenzio

Spenzio is the worst person you have ever heard about. He's worse than Hitler, P. Diddy and Epstein combined. To anybody who has met him, may god keep you under his protection.

You would NOT want to meet Seweryn, he's a total Spenzio.

by Spenzio March 20, 2025

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das spitz un sputzin

any 4 banger herman car anywhere in dah world...

4 banger 1600cc cars das spitz un sputzin herman machines.
Ya vol we invented dur automobile. vhat U want us put computers in our smokin machines???
Du automobile smells better than ass end of a horse..

by itichie_nocanpo September 9, 2006

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Elliot Spitzer stroll

( referencing an ex-New York State politician Elliot Spitzer):

a) for modern male idiotagers/young men- an offensive term for skipping school, instead going to a massage/sex parlor to get your carnal needs taken care of

b) for a married male to skip out on wife/family responsibilities in order to go visit their mistress/fwb

son: is me cheating on my girlfriendfa with her best female friend while my girl is on vacation with her family, is that considered an Elliot Spitzer stroll, definition b)?

father: I can't help you, since even I don't know how to answer your question. Well it's probably not definition a)since youre not married, but it may not be definition b)

by Sexydimma December 7, 2016

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