Mr. Sperm

A man who does not require balls to impregnate women.

Girl: OMG! What happened to your balls?!

Guy: Well you forgot, I'm Mr. Sperm so I don't need balls to impregnate a woman because I'm full of sperm EVERYWHERE!

Girl: You're bursting at the seams with sperm!

Guy: That's right, I'm spermalicious!

by mahjuenbra May 18, 2010

Sperm Belly

A woman who as anal sex so much her belly is filled with sperm

Jim: Kelly take's up the butt so much her guts must be filled with sperm.
Mike: Yeah! She's just a little sperm belly.

by Jones1082 April 24, 2010

sperm biscuit

the act of ejaculating into biscuit batter before cooking it, then possibly tricking a dumb bitch into eating it

i tricked her into eating sperm biscuits! mmmm mmm good!

by creativecursing July 17, 2009

Sperm breath

Somebody whos mouth smells distinctley of man goo

man 1: hi john

man 2: hi ste....

man 1: WHAT THE FUCK YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE SPERM !!!!!

MAN 2: sorry dude i meant to sort that out with my.....

Man 1: DUDE GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SPERM LOVING BASTARD!!!!

man 2: curse my sperm breath !!

by TJeva October 6, 2005

sperm squirm

the flich that women make when cum actually hits there face,when cumming on them usually followed by the fluttering of the eyes

the surprise when sperm lands on the face.

hey man I came so much on her she started making the funniest sperm squirm

by andre April 24, 2005

Bull Sperm

Usually referred to as Monster Energy Drinks. Bull sperm makes you crazy and wild like Latin bull.

Rico:"Dude...what are you drinking?"
Jessy:"A monster...ahh...I just spilled spilled some up my nose!"
Rico:"Haha...now you have bull sperm in your nose!"

by ManOfCars June 18, 2009

sperm gurgler

someone, male or female, who swallows the sperm of a male.

and insult for someone you dont like

"kiss my ass, sperm gurgler"

by Emperor Xist January 27, 2006