When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.
Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.
by GxRice April 10, 2023
Get the Spanking the ghostmug. by tcw4 November 26, 2014
Get the spanking whiteysmug. A glamourous boy who's known to masturbate on the spot at the mere sight of another man whilst maintaining his devotion to fashion and the gay lifestyle. A spank dandy likes nothing more than to twirl around the living room of his condo dressed only in his best animal print panties while giving himself the old finger funhouse treatment.
Bro 1: Dude, can you believe that spank dandy just whipped it out and started slapping his meat stick when we passed that homeless man on Main Street? Josh has got to get that shit under control.
Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!
Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!
by Chaos_273 September 4, 2015
Get the Spank dandymug. 1) The mess left by someone that is never wrong, never on time, and has a bullshit excuse for everything.
2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.
3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.
2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.
3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.
1) That guy is nothing but a spank stain.
2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.
3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.
2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.
3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.
by millrat08 November 22, 2013
Get the spank stainmug. 1. The act of striking a golf ball with great authority and power, typically executed with a driver or fairway metal.
2. The proper spank also refers to an act associated with sexual foreplay. While the traditional spanking can be perceived as demeaning and condescending, a proper-spank is pleasurable for, and welcomed by the recipient.
2. The proper spank also refers to an act associated with sexual foreplay. While the traditional spanking can be perceived as demeaning and condescending, a proper-spank is pleasurable for, and welcomed by the recipient.
Yes, I know I missed that gimee on #10, but let me assure you that I this tee shot will be proper-spanked.
Do you care for a proper-spank?
Do you care for a proper-spank?
by S. Morgenstern July 16, 2007
Get the proper-spankmug. I frank spank because it smells good, gives alittle sting sensation and it's a great exfoliating lubricant for your dong. (Avoid getting into pee hole)
by Caesarsaladpizza March 28, 2015
Get the frank spankmug. by penguintaco October 4, 2009
Get the spank the champ.mug.