Spank dandy

A glamourous boy who's known to masturbate on the spot at the mere sight of another man whilst maintaining his devotion to fashion and the gay lifestyle. A spank dandy likes nothing more than to twirl around the living room of his condo dressed only in his best animal print panties while giving himself the old finger funhouse treatment.

Bro 1: Dude, can you believe that spank dandy just whipped it out and started slapping his meat stick when we passed that homeless man on Main Street? Josh has got to get that shit under control.

Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!

by Chaos_273 September 4, 2015

Beef Spank

Smacking a fat girls ass

Hey, did you hear Tom gave Courtney a good ole beef spank yesterday.

by Banana1996 October 16, 2021

seat spank

when one farts on a hard/flat surface and makes a rhymthic slapping noise.

"Ah shit man, it smells."
"I know, didn't you hear that seat spanker?"

by Steve-oChillbro October 26, 2010

Spank Wangler

A term used for an amazingly good looking guy who is unfortunately a bit of a bungalow. For most girls the prospect of dating a Spank Wangler is not too attractive but having a one night stand is almost unavoidable, but kind of like riding a scooter... loads of fun but you wouldn't want your friends to see you.

Bunny: "Hey check out that guy over there, he's a total hotty."
Jane: "Yeah but he's trying to open that car door with his rabbit foot keyring"
Bunny: "Damnit, he's a total Spank Wangler"

by Bunny Phluff March 13, 2008

Blicky spank

To grab a glock and spank someone with it due to their attitude

Richard: your a weirdo *keeps talking back*

Karlie: *grabs the glock* then proceeds to spank him with it yelling “blicky spank”

by Juicypussykarlss March 17, 2022

frank spank

when one uses Frank's red hot sauce as lubricant to masterbate.

I frank spank because it smells good, gives alittle sting sensation and it's a great exfoliating lubricant for your dong. (Avoid getting into pee hole)

by Caesarsaladpizza March 28, 2015

google spank

To look up a fact on the internet in order to prove another person wrong.

When a friend looked up the subject we were discussing on his phone and showed me that I was wrong, I thought, "Man, I've just been google spanked!"

by Happy Pilot April 19, 2014