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soggy martini

Soggy Martini is where a group of guys jack off into a martini glass, the guy with biggest load wins, the guy with smallest load looses and gets the entire glass of cum poured on his head.
We were sitting around bored & decided to jack off. After some fluffing & some handjobs & blowjobs, Jack ended up with the smallest load...so he ended up with a soggy martini...the glass of cum got poured over his head.
by Stewie696969 April 21, 2011
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soggy nipple

A nipple that takes a long time to get hard/ never gets hard. Flat nipple
Oh my god Brenda your nipples are so soggy, ew you have soggy nipples.
by Maloneschlone December 22, 2018
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Soggy Cuban

When two fuck partners put Cuban cigars up each other’s assess and smoke them analy
Hey baby wanna have a soggy Cuban
by Lil dick cheese August 7, 2018
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Soggy Biscuit

A classy game in which two males masturbate together and the first one to ejaculate on the biscuit wins, therefore the loser has to eat it.
Hi Jeff wanna play soggy biscuit
Yo Ben i'm feeling freaky, wanna play soggy biscuit
by MrSogMeister July 21, 2017
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Soggy Nose

When someone sucks your nose and leaves it wet with saliva.
"Errr.....Dad just gave me a soggy nose!"
by Ritchiehoops May 20, 2014
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soggy chicken

Yo girl a soggy chicken sorry she wants my nuts bro
by Whole chicken December 20, 2016
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Soggy Doska

To dunk doska in milk and/or water and leave her to dry on a clothesline.
Paige: Czech, where is doska?
Czech: Oh, she got soggy doska'd
by Mealworm Hub July 8, 2021
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