The Snowman

The action of climbing up a tree and masturbating whilst crying. In reference to Margaret Atwoods character Snowman’s actions on page 134 of the novel Oryx and Crake.

I climbed up a tree outside of my crushes house last night. She had a guy in there so I pulled the snowman

by Kinger13 November 22, 2022

Raging Snowman

When a man cums in a females mouth, then slaps her so hard she spits it out.

I gave my girlfriend a “Raging Snowman” last night!

by That Guy Big J January 24, 2024

Melted Snowman

The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.

Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?

Kids: Yes daddy!

Or

Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

Cheesy snowman

When your buddy is so blacked out drunk on the couch so you stuff his nostrils with 2 fucking flaming hot cheetos!

My buddy was so drunk I gave him a cheesy snowman then threw a cup of raw urine on him

by Dirty twizzler February 13, 2024

Minnesota Snowman

A Minnesota Snowman is described as a sexual act involving leaving a male's reproductive fluids in a jar until it crusts over, this jar traditionally has a mold inside of it, this mold is usually decorated and kept, creating a Minnesota Snowman.

After a long time, it finally crusted over, James pulled out his hard work, his "Minnesota Snowman"

by theskinwalker May 2, 2025

Lemon Snowman

The act of pissing on a snowman and turning it yellow.

“Hey Tommy come try this lemon snowman”
“Ew you sick bitch this tastes like piss”
“Hahaha gotcha with the ol’ lemon snowman trick”

by Alright bub thats enough August 23, 2025

Lonely snowman

When you are snowballing with your own cum without a partner

My friend is single so he had to pull a lonely snowman

by Biglebowski21 September 13, 2025