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bum sniffer

1. A person who sniff bums.
2. A term that can be used in name calling.
Hey...out of my way ya bum sniffer.
by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006
mugGet the bum sniffermug.

cunt sniffer

one who is a lesbien who sniffes of the cunt
Rossie O'donnel is a cunt sniffer
by jisko August 4, 2007
mugGet the cunt sniffermug.

penis sniffer

A term of insult to claim that someone sniffs penises. Better used towards males.
"John you're such a freaking penis sniffer!"
by dei June 18, 2006
mugGet the penis sniffermug.

gym sniffer

A person who waits around in a gym whilst fat, sweaty old people use the excercise bikes and then as soon as they leave, run up and sniff the seat.
Dude, did you see him sniff that smelly granny minge seat?
Yeah, what a gym sniffer.
by Daniel May 13, 2005
mugGet the gym sniffermug.

Kipper Sniffer

After sex, you cum on the girl's 'vulva', then lean down and take a whiff. (Everyone's loves their own brand, by the way.) You simply exclaim, "Damn girl, you smell like kipper."

(Kipper is a fish)
When John had reached his climax, he pulled out of Sally and came on her 'vulva'. Once preforming this act, he leaned down and breathed in deeply.

"Gee, Sally, you sure smell like kipper."

"Oh John, you're so silly!"

"Gee, Sally, I thought you liked the Kipper Sniffer."
by Jessica Barber January 19, 2008
mugGet the Kipper Sniffermug.

knicker sniffer

A lower status male who believes that by perpetually following around a group of girls he will eventually see some action. Ultimatly banished to "lets-just-be-friends" land. See also Chirag Parmar.
Yo chirag you're not gonna get any by continually going to fez with the girls. Stop being a knicker sniffer and come to cindies with us instead and get some!!!
by AndyJack October 11, 2005
mugGet the knicker sniffermug.

wiffer sniffer

a person (often a pre-teen male) who farts in a bathtub so that they might bite the bubble it produces.
John, a legendary wiffer sniffer, leaned back in the bathtub with well-practiced ease and farted, then just as quickly, leaned forward again and bit the bubble.
by danton June 20, 2006
mugGet the wiffer sniffermug.

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