Snail

When one is late for an appointment or meeting. Or someone who is just generically slow in doing anything.

"You snail! You're always late!"

"Could you eat a lil faster? You're such a snail!"

by Sexehhh January 2, 2009

Fist pound 2 snail

When your friend offers up his fist to pound, and in return you put your flat hand under it and start wiggling it around saying snail. Also a way of telling the world you have no life.

Guy 1: Dude! I can't believe you tapped that chick! Pound it!

Guy 2: (after he fist pound 2 snail's his friend) SNAILED!

Guy 1: Wow...I now have no respect for you.

by Ploofy 4 December 30, 2009

snail print

The juice or nectar that flows from the gash of an aroused female homosapien, when left as a straight swath of residue on some object (such as a couch or sheet) that made direct contact with the aforementioned gash.

Damn holmes, after I done crushed Meds in the hiney hine, she drag a big ole snail print across my moms new sectional couch.

Hey Jones, come smell this snail print.

by Buzz October 18, 2006

Snail trail

The mark of cum that one can leave behind on the sheets.

What was that thing you left behind on my pillow ?
Oh, you see, it was my attempt to a snail trail.

by Arteof April 22, 2020

Mail Snail

A human being who copulates frequently and is a carrier of one or more Sexual Transmitted Diseases.

Girl 1: OMG, my vag is so itchy after having sex with Cam
Girl 2: Told you he was a Mail Snail.

by Him Almighty June 16, 2011

dirty snail trail

When a male ejaculates into a female/male's ass, then they proceed to drag their sphincter across the ground (like a dog with ass worms) leaving behind a trail of shit and cum.

Bro, after I fucked that girl in the ass she left a dirty snail trail in my house

by Tow Truck Bobby July 3, 2017

The snail

When a guy cums inside you and you scoot around on the floor, leaving a trail.

"Hey bro heard you and your girlfriend got pretty wild last night"
"Yeah we did the snail. Thats why you heard that scooting noise and theres a trail of cum on the floor."

by oh?_on_jah? June 7, 2019