Snail Eye

A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence.

Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'

Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'

Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'

by schtulberg May 6, 2014

vomit snail

When you have had so much to drink that you can't actually walk and are puking all the way to the bathroom, leaving a trail behind you.

"If I have one more shot I will be a vomit snail!"

by T20x3 February 27, 2018

Snail Hail

no

no Snail hail

by Ali-A intro March 11, 2022

Wail on the snail

The act of female masturbation.

She needs to wail on the snail and loosen up a little bit.

by The one and only Tankthefranke May 28, 2019

Snail Salt

To place ones flaccid penis across the upper lip of another male who has passed out.

Do y'all remember when he performed the snail salt on him? Don't worry we took plenty of pictures.

by Herm Fern January 10, 2014

Slug / Snail

A term commonly used amongst users of powdered chemical compounds used to get off your face.

A slug is an overpacked line - resembling a slug and a snail is an overpacked bomb - a slug in a shell.

That Slug / Snail hit me like a train!

by CARLITO_EL_GRANDE January 20, 2015

Crippled Snail

When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.

“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”

by Franko0119 August 15, 2020