SmarterChild

A prototype AIM bot that serves many purposes. Many believe AOL launched SmarterChild as a marketing ploy to promote their evil deeds, and many think it was coded in collaboration by Mancow and Hypah, a couple of AOL haters (but who can blame them?).

OldCrankyGranny: Don't be a bitch.
SmarterChild: Why can't I be a bitch?

by Varter April 20, 2004

smorker

A person who regularly smokes large pieces of pork, either as their hobby or as their profession.

Hey John, you are a really good smorker, you should consider starting a restaurant.

by Hivs April 5, 2010

Sorted-ish

A word used by most girls born and raised in Shelf, When they get drunk they cannot say some words correct and come out with sorted-ish. Sorted-ish is pretty much a word to describe everything for example

"How are you?" .. "Sorted-ish"
"How was the bus?" .. "Sorted-ish"
It goes on and on.

Sorted-ish is pretty Sorted-ish

by Stephen Carter May 7, 2011

Shorterism

a word to praise to our god shorter wong.

hey what’s your religion?

“oh mines is shorterism!”

by shorterswife November 3, 2020

Shorter

An amazing human being. Would die for their friends, even if their friends are the ones who kill them. Protects their friends with their life. Really energetic, cute and caring. Would do anything to cheer you up. Fights with you for justice. Loves wearing glasses and has a bunch of piercings. Dyed their hair and cut it in a really cool way. Has a pink phone and red motorcycle. One of the sweetest and most adorable human beings, deserved better.

Shorter: "I'm sorry, Ibe, but believe me when I say this: I'll die before I let them lay a finger on Eiji."

by applepix December 8, 2020

Phoenix Smores

Smores (Graham-Cracker and Marshmallow Sandwich) made from the fires of a burning home.

Neil: Someone's house is probably on fire, all I can think about is how that wood fire smells nice. No one's got their chimney going so it's got to be a house fire. I love the smell of arson right before I go to sleep.

Kyle: Where are the marshmallows??

Neil: mmm smores made from the misery of those that lost their home are the BEST.

Kyle: Yeah man, you mean Phoenix Smores!

by doublefacepalm October 14, 2010

Grundle Smore

When one man shits on his friends grundle while his friend simultaneously cums on the shitters grundle. Then they proceed to scissor each other. YUM. Then their third friend eats the delicous, gooey morsel.

Jeffery loves a nice steamy Grundle Smore compliments of Fred and Larry.

FUCK! That was one tasty Grundle Smore.

by Colonel Rumple Foreskin April 9, 2011