Smooch Up

A cross between kiss up and schmoozing. Specifically, it means to network with someone while taking care to be as much of a kiss ass as possible with the intent of gaining something from that specific someone.

Mary is the CTO there. You should smooch up to her and see if she'll offer you a job.

by DrinkerOfMonster August 24, 2016

smoochification

Smoochified and emphasis added, such as glitter bombing a huge load of spunk laid across a truck door.

Smoochification by glitter bomb on that hoochie smoochy

by SmoochyKeech October 28, 2016

Smooching starfish

The act of sizzoring someone, but by touching b holes together.

As a gay couple, Fred and Sinley enjoy the smooching starfish before getting their fuck on.

by David...W January 11, 2017

smooch looter

One who knowingly prevents face sucking.

My gf and I were watching a movie, we were about to kiss when my sister walked in and sat next to us. She is such a smooch looter.

by ›:D April 19, 2017

smoko sex

When an orgy is performed between tradies having smoko and one aboriginal thot while inhaling 3 darts through mouth and nostrils. There is usually rare abo burp music in the background.

Oh yeanh nah me and damo had some mad smoko sex with that kinky black slut.

by Punchindartsbreakinhearts November 1, 2017

shofoqoh

she is a very random person, chill, beautiful on her own, don’t give a single fuck to the toxic people, sometimes can be so immature and dangerous. easy to fall in love but once she leaves, she will stay gone.

oh damn! shofoqoh is so fucking cool! like im so in love with her style!

by jane done December 28, 2017

SHOFO

Sexy Hobos Only Fuck Orcas

Did you know SHOFO?
Oh yeah ofc it’s so amazing right?!

by Pusclown October 21, 2018