cum slurpy

what happens when felicia and paul do da dirty in da back of masta p's blaza

felicia purchases her cum slurys at the local 7-11

by Renee January 14, 2004

im surry

just another way of saying im sorry.

bob: man this has been such a crappy day
you: im surry

by jonnymclemon April 30, 2011

slurpytech

the operator of a convenience store who typically refuses to put paper in the printer of the "self-service pay at the pump" gas pump and thus forces the customer to walk across the parking lot and stand in line at the cash register just to get a receipt for the gas purchased by paying at the pump.

Same operator may greet customers by saying "I am sorry the slurpy machine is broken. Would you like to buy a lottery ticket"

Dude, I stopped at the JiffyMart and bought gas and as always the slurpytech was too cheap to have paper in the gas pump so I had to stand in line inside the store for 15 minutes while people bought 15 different scratch off tickets. Lame, cheap slurpytech.

by amadding April 12, 2009

Slurpy town on a noodle bowl

Slurping down/licking the juice off a dude's hairy balls.

After we came, my balls were drenched so she went to slurpy town on a noodle bowl on me.

by Uhcide August 3, 2011

slurpy snatch

a vagina filled with 7-11 sweet icy drinks

she has such a slurpy snatch today! perfect for this weather.

by slurpyface June 22, 2013

Kentucky Slurpy

When one has diarhea, he or she puts their hand over his or her asshole and has a bowel movement over an unsuspecting victim. This causes diarhea to shoot up the person's back and all over the victim.

John gave Mary a kentucky slurpy and shit was everywhere.

by Krandall September 26, 2006

scurryfunger

A sensation close to, but not(!) an orgasm.

That girl at the party was such a tease, she only gave me a scurryfunger.

by djdanko February 23, 2010