Slow internet connection

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error_timedoutconnection

Me: this fuckin slow internet connection is a piece of shit. fuck this slow ass shit.

by mydudefrank July 17, 2019

slow walking thot

when some nigga is walkin slowly and bodyblocking you hard so you shall not pass

this nigga is a slow walking thot

by danyshow March 30, 2020

slow metabolism

when everything u eat gains u weight

“why are you so chunky?”

“because i have a slow metabolism”

by miss-chunky July 19, 2021

Slow Nut Kick

A kick aimed at the male genital region, executed at such a slow speed, and at such a low angle, that it eludes the victim's peripheral vision and defensive reflex.

As such, the victim is often unable to dodge or block the kick, jump out of range, or squeeze his legs together to neutralize the attack.

"Dude, Ryan hit me with the slow nut kick just now. Didn't see that shit coming until it was too late! Shit was devastating!!!"

by Sticksthebluedevil October 17, 2009

Slow Parenting

The movement to raise children with less pressure, more free time to play. Anti helicopter parenting.

Jen shunned flash cards and tutors in favor of slow parenting her children.

by MommaSaid January 12, 2010

Slow Blow

A Blow Job that is done slow and with perfect technique lasting longer but is more pleasurable, surpassing that of the Blow Job

She went down on me, and I thought ooo great another shitty blow job...... 30 mins passed by and It was the best 30 mins of my life.

I asked what the hell was that ?!
She simply replied with a smile, that's a Slow Blow.

by SlowJob-BlowKing November 14, 2010

slow cosby

Canadian term meaning love

I think they are falling into slow cosby

by RichardCranyum November 29, 2015