scouse african

a little thieving scally who for the purposes of glory and trying to evade shame desperately tries to claim he is from south africa, when truly he is a dirty little unwashed rat who originates from a skip outside goodison park.this unfortunate little cunt was raised by wolves, resulting in him not being able to socialise with humans and having outrageously excessive leg hair growth.

that cunts a little socuse african
thieving little scouse african
some scouse african's robbed my shoes
wales is a cunt

by matt rumsey March 2, 2008

spouse-mate

a term to refer to the girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse of your house-mate, meaning you sort of live with them, and are sort of mates with them, but that your original reason for knowing them was them dating your house-mate.

A: so how d'you know kate?
B: uhhh, like 2 years ago when i was living with jake in london, she was my spouse-mate.

by maisieeeeeee November 8, 2009

spoused

spoused: When a chatter's spouse/partner enters the house or computer room of where one lives, they leave the chatroom immediately without saying goodbye to anyone in the chatroom.

While chatting in a Yahoo chatroom, right in the middle of a conversation Stoneman left without saying goodbye to anyone. Holly said, "I think Stoneman got spoused again."

by Kristilicious July 7, 2005

scouse eyelash

another name for pubic hair. so called as pubic hair is curly, as is the hair of scousers.

i had a scouse eyelash trapped in my teeth after eating out my girlfriend because the bitch hadnt shaved her pussy.

by mofo69 November 10, 2004

Sqouse

A person with facial features resembling that of a mouse and squirrel.

Chelsea you look like a sqouse.

by Kid with long hair. January 1, 2011

scouse eyelash

A PUBE, curly and long. a sluts eyelash

her scouse eyelashes were long and full of fanny nuggets

by mike November 10, 2004

Spoused

When your significant other Verbally scolds you in public among friends, to remind you of your family commitmenst while discussing doing something fun!

"I was talking to Joe today about the cook-out poker game and my wife SPOUSED me to tell me I couldnt!"

by David_Beef_Broth October 6, 2005