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Slobbering Garfunkel

This is an obscure one.

Your Uncle, who bears more than a slight resemblance to Art Garfunkel, has just blown you to completion and your father is on the receiving end of your uncle's snowball.
Holy crap dude, Burt just gave your Dad a slobbering Garfunkel.
by Miss Toffee September 9, 2010
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SlobFather

A Fantasy Football Guru,his draft is exquisite, he wins all trades and is a genius working the waiver wire. All fear his greatness!
Don't put in a lineup,why bother! You ain't got a chance against the SlobFather!!
by Rumplenutz September 24, 2021
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nob slobber

Girl who loves slobbing the nob. (penis)
Everyone knows Mary is a huge nob slobber man. Forget that hoe.
by donedeal November 13, 2005
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Slobber Knocker

Perpetual, swift and powerful thrusting into the vagina by the male from the mounted position of doggy style, hence the name "slobber knocker"
That hooker aint ever gonna recover from that! After all it was the slobber knocker
by Dieter Hellstrom April 25, 2010
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Slobberknocker

Slobberknocker(s) - The mammary condition resulting from a session of open-mouthed motorboating. Saliva will invariably be knocked out of the motorboater's mouth onto the motorboatee's breasts; thus, "slobberknocker(s)".
Man, David just gave that chick a real slobberknocker!
by JayMattJay July 27, 2008
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slobber knockers

The tats located on the midsection of a female which are frequently stared at by men.
Jenny had huge slobber knockers that Dave frequently stared at.
by Winston Carlana October 10, 2005
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slobby door knobby

The act of removing a door knob and replacing it with ones man meat. Then in the middle of the night as your spouse awakens to urinate, still half asleep, stumbles into the darken bathroom. She goes to turn the door open and in the process gives you a mean indian burn that only a sick pervert would enjoy.
Sally to her Co Workers: I'm so tired, Henry my husband keeps me up all night with his massive slobby door knobby' s and his loud painful moans as he nurses his Indian burns.
by WhoDrankTheDongWater June 11, 2017
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