Snitchin

A person who flurts with your girl or a being a dick

Ayyyeeee man u be snitchin on my girl?!?!?!??!?

by spoucket April 26, 2011

scritching

To scratch your balls so hard that your future children have a scar.

Adam blamed his child's handicap on all the scritching he did in his younger days.

by Daniel Einarsson December 15, 2014

Switching Thumbs

The figurative act of sucking one thumb while the other is in your asshole, then reversing or "switching" their places, over and over and again.

Used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day.

Grandpa Joe: Now listen here Jimmy, we gotta have them cows milked and that fence painted by suppertime. So don't be settin' around all day switching thumbs.

Jimmy: Yes, sir.

by Hilda's Grand October 31, 2011

packet switching

when the man first inserts his penis into the vagina and then quickly removes and plunges it into the anus. The motion is repeated fiercely.

After a stunning performance of packet switching, Tom was completely exhausted and messy.

by disestablishmentarianism November 10, 2008

Smithing

When someone texts u and when u answer they dont reply

Or not answering someone when they say hi

Person 1: (text)hey!
Person 2: hi!
Person 1: (reads but doesnt answer)
Person 3: oh he is smithing you

Person 1: hey!
Person 2: ( reads but doesnt answer)

by Fadjskr January 2, 2014

Snatching

A sweet guy who sometimes thinks he's the spot light in every situation but in actual fact he's just really self conscious and sleeps with every girl he can to build confidence.

P1: THE rain missing the grass!
P2: STOP being such a snatching!

by 911111101010101 March 30, 2019

Stitching

To put so much tobacco in a toot or drop-bong that it is impossible to pop, rendering the hit useless. Also, from this, to generally mess up something for yourself or someone else.

"Oh man, I stitched the bong"
"I just stitched myself up"

by Dan Hates You May 8, 2005