A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".
Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!
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The acutely painful taint punch delivered to an unfortunate perineum, that happens after "falling off the top," during intercourse performed in the "Cowgirl" position or any of it's variations. Also occurs as a result of misplacing oneself during a lap dance.
OVERHEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE STRIP CLUB:
Stripper #1; "Oh my god this g-string is fucking killing me tonight."
Stripper #2 "Why?"
Stripper #3 "She 'prolly got a pogoed falling on someone's lap."
Stripper #! "I wish, I was on top last night and took a rugged saddleslip!"
Stripper #1; "Oh my god this g-string is fucking killing me tonight."
Stripper #2 "Why?"
Stripper #3 "She 'prolly got a pogoed falling on someone's lap."
Stripper #! "I wish, I was on top last night and took a rugged saddleslip!"
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Friend : please tell me its not my ex ? I don't need you for my saddle sister he add to my family he s been around so much its like we should have reunion.
Friend : please tell me its not my ex ? I don't need you for my saddle sister he add to my family he s been around so much its like we should have reunion.
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Yvette got saddle sores because her thunder thighs were rubbed bloody through her bike shorts, by the Velcro strap on her seat bag.
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