shlingshot

A style of pickup used mainly when in contact with college girls; the actual shlingshot (position) can be utilized when kissing. It entails the lifting of the womans leg while making out preferably on a couch in a living room.

Oh God Danny is here,..."I think hes lining up the shlingshot," "yeah look hes taking aim."

by Shling-ling April 8, 2008

Shinglepoob

The act of defecating off ones roof, wiping your buttocks with a shingle, and slapping a friend in the face with said shingle.

Skyler broke my cats leg so i mounted up for the shinglepoob.

by Dr. Poob November 12, 2010

Saving the Canadians

The act of masturbation.

Dude, I was saving the canadians last night when my girlfriend walked in on me... It was so embarrassing.

by Oakwood Outlaws June 20, 2011

Saving lives on the daily

That feeling when you are so overwhelmed with joy and as if you are just saving people's lives on the daily.

Parker: This fish is about to die!

Teacher: Put it in water quick!
*Parker saves fishes life*
Parker: SAVING LIVES ON THE DAILY

by Pakashop July 30, 2013

shaving the dwarf

A term used for Dungeons and Dragons. Used when a player does something so outrageous that it causes the dungeon master to have to break story and ad lib the rest of the campaign.

"The king gives you a great quest...."
"I'm gonna shoot him in the face!"
"Great, we're shaving the dwarf again."

by the elephant man 2684 August 27, 2013

shaving your purse

The act of shaving a man's scrotum.

Cheryl: what did you do last night?

Geena: well, Bill and I we had wild sex.
but before I told him I am shaving your purse!

by shaved balls of jay thomas January 26, 2014

Shing Mun river

Shing Mun river is basically a river in Hong Kong that smells like shit and also full of shit especially dog shit that is why it smells so bad

Me: do you what river smells like my horses shit

You: dunno the river Nile ?
Me: nope is called the Shing Mun river

by Some guy from Hong Kong May 30, 2016