shoephoria

The feeling of intense happiness upon purchasing a pair of shoes.

"Vintage YSL red satin shoes with a pointy toe and five inch heels! I think I'm experiencing shoephoria!"

by little.cat.cari December 22, 2008

Steph

She’s the greatest girl you can ask for a beautiful girl a caring girl and a girl that won’t leave you. Very loyal. Very loving and her dog is usually the coolest

Steph is the best

by BTR222999666 December 25, 2019

Stephenson gargoyle

A Stephenson gargoyle is anyone that carries (esp as a wearable device) devices that have Internet-access or other global area network(s) capabilities that they can utilize where-ever they go, esp while traveling. The most common form are smart phones, as of the date of this definition. Includes tablet computers, but not really laptops. Historically, this strictly referred to a computer that's worn, but this was more based on the limitations of miniaturization of computing hardware when the namesake of this term was devised. Worn networking information systems such as smart watches and smart glasses (esp with AR capabilities) are the most accurate examples in modern times.

Originated from a certain group of people in the Neil Stephenson cyberpunk novel Snow Crash: "Gargoyles represent the embarrassing side of the Central Intelligence Corporation. Instead of using laptops, they wear their computers on their bodies, broken up into separate modules that hang on the waist, on the back, on the headset. …they embody the worst stereotype of the CIC stringer. They draw all the attention. The payoff for this self-imposed ostracism is that you can be in the Metaverse all the time, and gather intelligence all the time." Where the 'Metaverse' was the in-story equivalent of an Internet with VR requirements.

"She's covered in computer stuff. Is she a cyborg now?" "She's just wearing the computer; she's more of a Stephenson gargoyle."

by b_b_OK August 23, 2020

Stephen

Stephen: Stephen is the type of guy to be called "Steven" except Stephen because we know he ain't Stephen Curry. He's more of a Ben Simmons when shooting. Also DAMNN STEPHEN NECK IS SO CHONKY.

DAMNN STEPHEN WHY IS YOUR NAME SO FAT!

by LemoonFunny May 12, 2022

Steph

A girl who lacks the confidence in herself to believe when people tell her that she is beautiful that they really mean it.

"You are beautiful"
"No Im not!"
"You are such a Steph!"

by Trit December 27, 2008

Jeremy Stephens

A random undercard bum that fights in the UFC that literally no one has a fucking clue who he is or has seen one of his matches. He was most likely paid 14 dollars and a small Italian grinder by Dana to do the UFC press conference and somehow tried to disrespect the greatest fighter in the sport Conor McGregor during it. McGregor famously replying with "Who the fuck is that guy" completely destroying Jeremy Stephens in one sentence.

Reporter- "Conor, Who do you think would give you the toughest fight out of everyone on this stage"

Jeremy Stephens - "I would, I am the hardest hitting 145 pounder, right here. When I knock people out, they don't fucking move"

Conor McGregor- "Who the fuck is that guy?...... Who the fuck is that?" (Crowd erupts in laughter)

R.I.P Jeremy Stephens Career. 2016-2016

by GM123 January 11, 2017

Stephen Carpenter

person/n. Lead guitarist for the Deftones. Also known as Stef Carpenter. Known for playing in the key of C and various pedal arrangements. Crucial to the success of the White Pony album.

1. I want a Stephen Carpenter style guitar setup.

2. Stephen Carpenter is one of my heroes!

by Craig B. December 30, 2005