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shitsteed

A shitsteed is what a piece of shit rides on, you aren't even worthy of being called shit, you're what shit uses as a beast of burden...
Shut up, shitsteed.
by taco_master November 24, 2010
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Shitmitten

What occurs from excessive wrapping of the hand with toilet paper prior to wiping ones ass.

Common to those with enormous asses.
Commonly leads to a shitter overflow.
Johnny dropped a huge shitmitten into the shitter and clogged to whole works.
by Granite_33 May 2, 2011
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shitstain

A dispicable crungy person who seldom washes, rarely wears clean clothing, brushes his teeth, or gargles. His hair will generally be greasy, poorly combed, and encrusted with dander. His breath will be toxic, and he will only wash his hands after using the restroom if he is in the presence of others.
He is arguementative, arrogant, and believes himself to be a genius, although he rarely exercises good judgement in any matter.
Boy, that guy in the convertible is a real shitstain.
by schtankified September 13, 2011
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shitstance

An instance that is remembered for its involvment with fecal matter.
"What was that shitstance with Barney a few years back?" Asked Taco."Oh the one when we were fishing and he shit his pants?" replied Jack.
by TheRevJake December 23, 2011
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Shitpit

A town or area, known for being incredibly dismal. It lacks any fun social activities, resources, and an adequate police force to stop crime. In other words, the slums.
"Wow, this place is an absolute dump. What a shitpit."
by cbreezy February 12, 2013
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Shitfit fantastic

A humorous or joking way to say good.
May be sarcastic.
Person 1: How was your day?
Person 2: Shitfit fantastic!

Person 1: Ha same
by yjhger;g;kw February 18, 2013
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shitsicle

When u take a shit, wrap it saran wrap and freeze. Then make ur her pound out with it.
Made my girl a shitsicle this morning while reading the paper.
by hamburgfly October 16, 2015
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