Shirt to the Show

One who is so enthusiastic about attending a concert s/he wears a concert tee (old or new) of the band they are going to see to the actual concert. The wearer, in an attempt to exhibit their serious love for said event, is often seen as taking it and themselves a little TOO seriously. Can also be used loosely to describe someone who BLASTS the music of the artist on the way to the concert or in the parking lot while partying before/after the concert. Does not apply to wearing team jerseys to sporting events which is typically socially accepted.

Example of Shirt to the Show: Resurrecting your old "5150" Van Halen concert tee for the reunion tour; wearing your 'margaritaville'shirt annually to a Jimmy Buffett concert; sporting your "six flags" gear around six flags.

by sttsforeva June 4, 2010

Gold Shirts

he enforcement wing of the Trump Imperial dynasty. They wear gold in reverence to their golden-haired, affluent leader: The Big Don himself!

The Big Don will unleash the Gold Shirts on California if they try to secede.

by Big_Don_T February 22, 2017

Shirt Air

The act of pulling your shirt up over your nose to make use of the reserve of air in your shirt that doesn't stink. Usually done when no one else is there to ridicule you for being a wuss.

Dude, someone dropped a deuce in the mensroom that was so bad I had to switch to shirt air.

Hah, Jim is such a girl, someone farts and he instantly switches to shirt air.

by azuremint September 2, 2010

Twerk Shirt

The shirt that is worn to during the first twerk and from then on will be known as the twerk shirt.

Somebody Twerks out of the blue, the shirt that they wore is from then on the Twerk Shirt.

by Wolfx10 November 25, 2013

milf shirt

A shirt usually seen in porn worn by a milf they usually have a hole in it near the breast and are a bit mad

Greta “ayo that’s a mad milf shirt”
Frank “that shit mad fr”

by Finstar March 13, 2022

fap shirt

a fap shirt is when you ejaculate inside a shirt and iron it then removing the hardened cum and sending it to your grandmother.

oh my grandson remembered about the fap shirt

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

Shirt Bail

The act of removing oneself from one's shirt or outer layer of clothing in order to escape harm from some sort of grip.

Jim: You're ripping my shirt!

Jon: I'm sorry, Jim. Maybe you should consider a shirt bail next time.

by Ernard.B October 1, 2008