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Shirt to the Show

One who is so enthusiastic about attending a concert s/he wears a concert tee (old or new) of the band they are going to see to the actual concert. The wearer, in an attempt to exhibit their serious love for said event, is often seen as taking it and themselves a little TOO seriously. Can also be used loosely to describe someone who BLASTS the music of the artist on the way to the concert or in the parking lot while partying before/after the concert. Does not apply to wearing team jerseys to sporting events which is typically socially accepted.
Example of Shirt to the Show: Resurrecting your old "5150" Van Halen concert tee for the reunion tour; wearing your 'margaritaville'shirt annually to a Jimmy Buffett concert; sporting your "six flags" gear around six flags.
by sttsforeva June 4, 2010
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Gold Shirts

he enforcement wing of the Trump Imperial dynasty. They wear gold in reverence to their golden-haired, affluent leader: The Big Don himself!
The Big Don will unleash the Gold Shirts on California if they try to secede.
by Big_Don_T February 22, 2017
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milf shirt

A shirt usually seen in porn worn by a milf they usually have a hole in it near the breast and are a bit mad
Greta “ayo that’s a mad milf shirt”
Frankthat shit mad fr”
by Finstar March 13, 2022
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numpty shirt

An extremely unfashionable shirt which is guaranteed to make any wearer look like a total spaz.
Fuck mine dude, get away from me when you are wearing that numpty shirt!!!
by Insert name here...... October 8, 2013
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Elmo shirt

Guy 1: Dude, come at look at this elmo shirt Katy Perry is wearing on SNL!

Guy 2: Excuse me while I go masturbate
by magoo112 September 29, 2010
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Shirt Air

The act of pulling your shirt up over your nose to make use of the reserve of air in your shirt that doesn't stink. Usually done when no one else is there to ridicule you for being a wuss.
Dude, someone dropped a deuce in the mensroom that was so bad I had to switch to shirt air.

Hah, Jim is such a girl, someone farts and he instantly switches to shirt air.
by azuremint September 2, 2010
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fap shirt

a fap shirt is when you ejaculate inside a shirt and iron it then removing the hardened cum and sending it to your grandmother.
oh my grandson remembered about the fap shirt
by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018
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