william shakespeare

In a word, genius. Born in Straford-Upon-Avon, England in the 1500s, he wrote plays for Queen Elizabeth. Next to the Bible, his works are the most quoted and alluded to ever. Some of his works include Romeo and Juliet, Julius Caesar, Twelth Night, Hamlet, Midsummer's Night Dream, Macbeth, King Lear, and Othello

William Shakespeare is the quintessential English author/playwright

by Petite Soeur July 15, 2008

Drew's Shame

Having one's scutepipe plundered in a deserted car park.

Poor old McIvor has taken a dose of Drew's Shame. His arse looks like a firework exploded in it.

by Shin O'Shine September 5, 2006

web shame

A feeling of inadequacy over one's own website or blog because one doesen't feel it measures up to current "cool" web standards.

Antonym: web pride or web proud

John: "So, do you have a website?"

Mary: "Oh, yeah, but don't check it out. It needs work."

John: "Oh, Mary -- do you have web shame?"

by Greg ONeill July 11, 2007

Shit Shame

The shame you feel when you take a huge dump while you're alone in a public restroom, then one or more people walk into the restroom just as you're about to leave and the smell is at its worst. You're forced to hide in the stall until everyone leaves because you don't want anyone to know it was you who just made the entire restroom smell like pure evil.

Johnny: "I have to go take a dump. I'll be back."
Billy: "Okay. I'll wait."

25 minutes later...

Billy: "Dude, what took you so long??"
Johnny: "Sorry. 3 other guys came in while I was in there. The smell was so bad that I had shit shame. I couldn't show my face until everyone left."
Billy: "Oh yes. Been there. Shit shame is the worst."

by ILoveDucksTheMost October 29, 2009

shame eat

The act of secluding one's self from public view to engage in the act of gluttony - often in a parking lot of a fast food establishment. Only to later admit in a haze of pride.

Shavonda: I got on it last night and then ate $43 worth of McNuggets

Chontalll: Grrl, did you shame eat that shit!?

Shavonda: Hell yeahhh!

by merkinski September 4, 2010

A balcony you can perform Shakespeare from

A huge ass. Also know as a shelf, badunkadunk, or bubble butt.

Man, forget his hips. Axel's got a balcony you can perform Shakespeare from.

by Ansem the Wise August 1, 2007

shame

1. An expression of shock or disgust, used mildly in the '60s and '70s.

1. Shame! I can't believe you just said that!

That girl's slept with every guy in town. Shame.

by Isabella June 29, 2005