50 shades of jesus

when jesus has gone wrong and he grows 50 penis

bob: according to all known laws of aviation,there is no way that a bee should be able to fly, its wings are too small to lift its fat body off the ground, but a bee does not care what a human thinks and flys anyway.
tom: holy shit i think i wan to fap to 50 shades of jesus

by gayfapperoni macaronifattucini June 1, 2018

50 shades of down sydrome

When evey one at your school dances to sickmo during a rally

Did u hear there was 50 shades of down sydrome at the school

by Tommy 420 January 18, 2019

Demerol Shades

The extremely darkened or black lensed sunglasses worn by people into the ER, Urgent Care, or doctors office to gain sympathy from staff in an attempt to increase the amount of medication they hope to receive for their 'headache' pain.

Dr Morphi-- Sooooo, tell me about your illness today?

Sick Sally-- (lowers cell phone) Ooooo doctor! My head is just pounding! I had to wear my dark shades today because even the dimmest light increases my pain! Nothing I tried at home is strong enough! Please help!

Dr Morphi--😲

Sick Sally--😎

Dr Morphi-- (waking away) mutters 'damn Demerol shades'...

by princessandrea1219 February 6, 2019

5pm Shade

When you subtly talk shit about (or insult) someone’s facial hair between 5:00pm to 5:59pm.

(At 5:05pm) Elli, “Wow! You shave every day and you still look like that?!?!”

Grant, “Way to throw that 5pm Shade...”

by UltraMegaChcken March 26, 2021

Anonymous Shade

Some random youtube girl with a bunch of simps

Person 1: Mate, you simp for Anonymous Shade too much
Supporter shade: But her voice is so nice!!

by _Rainbowww_ April 9, 2021

50 Shades of Grey

Porn

“BRO, stop reading porn!”
“What? Dude, I’m reading 50 Shades of Grey.”
“Yeah, that what I said. Shut that shit now.”

by I need to take a piss July 29, 2021

Seal Shadeslayer

I great warrior (me)

Shade slaying is dangerous -_-

Seal Shadeslayer is a great warrior who has passed their power for generations

by Simp_Smiting_Seal September 1, 2021