sedalia

sedalia is a town of about 20,000 people located in central missouri. it is home to the missouri state fair and not much else. stuff to do on friday nights include going to the movie theatre, or bowling at the ancient, smoke filled bowling alley. If you're lucky you'll find a party, but its most likely a cockfest. also home to the strip when bored you can drive down the main street from mazzio's to the bridge at the opposite end of town. Many sweet rides can be seen, and if your lucky you can race some ugly chicks in a ford POS. everyone in sedalia has cruised the strip at least once, though not many admit it because its a true sign of boredom, beat only by the hordes of cool ppl killing time in wal-mart.

hey dude, you wanna go see if theres anything goin on in sedalia?

by Skrip345 February 13, 2007

Serial Jacker

Someone’s who masterbautes 5 times or more per day. They are often bored and have nothing else to do and have a really large sex drive.

1: Have you heard about John?
2: What?
1: He’s a serial jacker and hasn’t left the house in days. I wanna go visit him to see how he is.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

serial dating

Talking to or dating other people while already talking to or dating someone.

It is usually found on dating sites, where one person starts casually dating another, but is also still flirting/casually dating with other people on the site.

Amanda: I started talking to this guy on this site and we went out last night and had fun.
Caroline: Nice! I am so happy for you.
Amanda: Yeah... but I saw him on the site again. He is probably still talking to other women.
Caroline: Ugh, he is a serial dater. I hate them.

John: I met this girl on this site and we went out last night. It was fun.
Kyle: Nice man. Are you going to see her again?
John: Yeah. When she is free we will go out again.
Kyle: Is it serious? Do you think it will get serious?
John: Maybe, but I am not going to put everything I have on one stock. I am still going to see other women on the side just in case.
Kyle: Good idea. Nothing wrong with serial dating.
John: Yeah man. I have to keep my options open.

by Serial dater January 27, 2014

serial monogamist

A man or woman who as extremely short-term relationships because they seem to like to put others in pain or because their parents messed them up in childhood

See: 35% women
99.999% men

by Butterfly December 15, 2003

Serial killer

1. Noun version of the perpetual 'be killing'
2. Someone who continuously 'kills' (does beyond well) in their respective field
3. The highest level of perpetual, premeditated awesomeness.

Raj is a serial killer! He be killin' em every time he gets on stage.

by Mikimonster April 9, 2015

Serial Date

Someone who cannot be dateless for a period of time.
Some might date two people in the same night.
Will never date someone twice.
Think of a serial killer, he needs to kill, a serial date, needs to date.

Kenz is a serial date, she has never been single.

by alee-alee January 15, 2009

Serial Dater

One who starts the chain of love by dating a boy/girl. After breaking up with them, they proceed to date all of their ex's friends. Once the serial dater has dated the entire circle of friends, the group realizes that they've just been serial dated.

Did you hear about Katie? She went out with Mark...but after they broke up, she went out with his friends Tony, Josh, and Brad.

by Miss Nikki June 23, 2005