seitzed

Running late to a meeting because someone can't stop talking to you.

Where is David? I don't know, he's probably getting seitzed again!

by DangerMouse52 September 17, 2021

shitzie

Slang for shit.

Eww! i stepped in Shitzie

by yo mamma June 25, 2004

Seizure salad

Smoking a bowl with tobacco and ganja mixed

Kyle got sent by the seizure salad I loaded for him

by Never Bender May 4, 2020

seltzy

someone who drinks and or prefers hard seltzer, typically over other types of alcohol. you know a seltzy when you see one; it's all they talk about.

"are you a seltzy? or just a regular guy?"
"8% seltzy? i highly recommend. 4% and you're off the floor."

by J. Bobungus July 28, 2021

Shitzophrenia

When you have to take such a mean shit it whispers to you subconsciously to take a shit.

Damn bro, that Tacobell has me with a fierce case of shitzophrenia.

by jiro_zer0 March 9, 2022

lap seizure

An orgasm that causes whole-body, toe-curling, screaming, and convulsions similar to a Grand Mal seizure.

Instead of calling 911, my boyfriend should have kept riding my dick until the lap seizure passed. He might of had one, too!

by jeffstick February 13, 2012

Pleasure Seizure

When you are fucking, fingering, eating, fisting, titty fucking, or giving rim so freaking good that your partner uncontrollably shakes with there mouth wide open while rapidly blinking then cums. After one of these the person who has had the pleasure seizure would not be able to speak for 5 seconds after the seizure.

Zach: I heard you fucked heather

Young Curt: Yea i gave that bitch a pleasure seizure! swag woop

Zach: You video tape it?

Young Curt: not this time :/ woop

by dirtycut69 November 6, 2011