Duncan Seaman

A character in a hypothetical alternate version of I2-3 conceived by Ace Attorney Circlejerk members

In this better version, Artie Frost (or Issac Dover in the ethical translation) would be named "Duncan Seaman" and he would be dunked in a cum fountain instead of a water fountain

what if the fountain in i2-3 was a cum fountain and Artie Frost wad called Duncan Seaman

by Eyacorkett June 1, 2025

dirty seamus

man who fucks dudes in the ass and then rubs peanut butter on another dude’s nipple just to lick it off

did you see the way i dirty seamus that guy yesterday

by doobskiez November 14, 2025

Digital Seamstress

A Digital Seamstress is a specialist who stitches separate digital elements into a unified whole by blending, repairing, and shaping 3D models. They take individual scans, meshes, or components and skillfully merge them into a cohesive, accurate, and visually consistent final asset.

"Once all the site scans were captured, our Digital Seamstress stitched the individual 3D models into a single, seamless digital twin."

by Kiwiboiii November 23, 2025

Busting at the seams

A step up from bursting at the seams. Can be used to describe intense laughter.

Dude after you made that joke I was legit busting at the seams.

by Sheriff_LaCombe June 20, 2022

de buna seama

You arrive at the BAC exam, turn the page around and and see the first exercise: write a synonym for the expression "de buna seama"(of good mind, no, that's not what it means) after you learned 16 essays of 400 words each and of course you go fuck yourself.

De buna seama, ma ridic increzator, sigur pe faptul ca "de bunavoie" este sinonim cu "de buna seama".
Of course, i stand up confident thinking that " willingly " is a synonym for "de buna seama".
De buna seama, iau in toamna.

by ofofof June 27, 2023