Scrump

When you have to take a large, steaming hot shit.

"Damn..I gotta scrump!"
"I think...I think I have to scrump."

by CRenn September 29, 2018

scamp

Yet another word for a bowel movement. Used by a small group of octogenarians from mid-Mississippi.

I ate too much bread yesterday and I haven't had a scamp all day.

by Brian March 2, 2005

Scrump

v. Another word for humping. Usually used by men in long-term relationships where the initial novelty of sex has worn off. Used as a softer term for sex insted of other more vulgar words.

Jakie, my wife of 10 years, and I passed casual glances at each other and then began to scrump.

by Josh July 16, 2003

SCAMP

A Word a girl Would call her best bitch homie road dog ect

I love that scamp. i wouldn't be myself without her,we go through missions together.

by lady dibz April 24, 2007

Scrump

Scrub + Gump = Scrump

Adam Lambert is such a scrump!

by ToonSquad95 February 25, 2011

Monkey Scrumple

The art of being passed out in the middle of a gravel field. Waking up with your testicals milked and stuck in your own rectum.

OHHH ahh Monkey Scrumple testicals in dirt mmmmmmm mmmmmmm bitch

by SCROTOMA January 28, 2004

scrumped

Past tense of scrump, English for poaching or nicking.

The boys went into the orchard and scrumped some apples.

by oldasiahand March 8, 2011