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Scoop

A scoop is described as a person of the Mormon-Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints religion. They are described as a scoop because God took an ice cream scoop out of their brain when they were born.
Man, those scoops keep coming to my door and asking for money.
by NADROJ NOSRAC March 9, 2011
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Scoop

To get away with doing something either illegal or against a person of higher authority's will.
Friend: How did you do on the test?

You: I had the answers written on my arm! Scoop!!!!!
by Doctore November 16, 2011
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new jersey scoop

In reference to passing someone on the highway, where the driver will get within 6 feet of the car ahead and then signal and pass, using the air pocket behind the front car to gain speed (or to just be an asshole).
"Nick just New Jersey scooped that guy on the parkway so dirty!"
by justin suriano June 28, 2006
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Scroptosis

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.
Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness
by Jonnic October 8, 2020
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schopá

Show-Pah

Schopá is used to describe how an athlete looks while warming up, playing a sport, or waiting on the sidelines to sub in for another player. It can be applied to all sports—please see below for just a few examples.

The word’s exact origins are unknown; however, there are different things a player can do to increase his or her schopá.

For example, it is widely accepted that a hockey or lacrosse player’s Schopá is increased if he has long hair flow coming out the sides and back of his helmet. Likewise, a hockey player’s schopá is increased if he / she has a loose fitting facemask implying that they will not get hit and therefore does not need protection.

Conversely, a hockey player with a strange tape-job on his / her stick lowers his / her schopá as would a player's bending at the ankles while wearing skates bender.

A player's preference comes into play when considering whether or not to tuck one’s mouth-guard into the top of their lacrosse helmet while on the sideline, wearing his / her socks on the outside of his / her hockey skates, or tucking one’s jersey into his / her hockey pants.

Some believe that the ultimate schopá is obtained from wearing the number 99 or 23 due to the association of those numbers with Wayne Gretzky and Michael Jordan.
Did you see Gretzky's face-mask rattle when he rocked that guy? He's got high schopá!

Why does that kid have green tape all over his stick? That's such bad schopá.
by apinchbetter09 December 24, 2008
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scope throat

A GIRL WHO'S MAKING GESTURES OF SUCKIN YOUR COCK FROM A DISTANCE. IN A CLUB, MYSPACE, FACEBOOK, AT WORK, PRE SCHOOL,
HIGHSCHOOL, MALL, CONCERT, ECT...
John C.: Why is my mom lookin at you like that?

Tom A.: Because she sucking my Basterdly cock from long range

John C.: What! how?

Tom C.: Scope throat Bitch!!!!
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scoop group

the group of people at a gathering that have chicks in their midst only because someone pulled a scoop stoop
Guy 1: "Yes! scoopy doopy made it! this is a sausage fest no more; now we got ourselves a nice lil scoop group with sum tig ole' bitties"

Guy 2: "See, man, I told you pullin that scoop stoop would pay off in the end"
by prokzi August 10, 2009
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