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The Screaming Mermaid

When you are banging your girl in the shower, and right before she orgasms, you hit her in the head with a can of tuna. Preferably the four-pack. “You wanted to know what a #ScreamingMermaid was right??!!
My girl begged me to tell her what “The Screaming Mermaid” was, so I banged her in the shower, and before she came, I hit her in the head with a can of tuna. She was so bewildered, she didn’t even ask me why Tuna was in the shower in the first place.
by Nadasurfer October 23, 2019
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with a full house screaming

Phrase. A critical acclaim of sorts. Origin: Charlie Sheen.

1. A surprisingly positive compliment-- despite its negative imagery-- used to describe how awesome something is, like the ability to work hard AND play hard.

2. The awesome ability to think that you can play hard until you find yourself on 20/20 giving your version of a hooker story if you're Charlie Sheen.

Noun. The decision making process exercised by the U.S. House of Representatives. Origin: American Politics
Use as a phrase-

#1 - "Epic. Epic behavior. No, because after reading about that, then they observe a guy hitting every mark, nailing every line, every joke, with a full house screaming." -Charlie Sheen

#2 - "That new Radiohead song they made into a Beyonce Single Ladies music video meme is so 'with a full house screaming.' "

#3 - "That Jimmy Kimmel is so with a full house screaming. I especially love how he got celebs Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Sophia Vergara, Emily Blunt, and Lindsay Lohan to appear in the sketch, "Hottie Body Humpilates" on Late Night With Jimmy Kimmel in his show immediately following The Oscars with Tom Hanks whose "pushy stage dad" sketch based on Little Miss Sunshine was hilarious.

Use as a noun-

#1 - "Oh, no! They're at it again, that pesky with a full house screaming."

#2 - Urban dictionary only allows 20 tags what a bunch of with a full house screaming. How am I supposed to name drop in only 20 tags, what is this, Twitter?

#3 - Even Twitter gives me 140 characters. I don't know if Twitter or Urban Dictionary gives me a greater to chance to get a message out, supposing I had one. I wonder if either would work better than the response I get with a full house screaming.

Charlie Sheen, Full House, Bob Saget, Uncle Jesse, Olson Twins, Radiohead, Comedians, Comedians whether intentional or not
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I'M SCREAMING

Bro don't be a annoying ass bozo, ur gf is not screaming she is just too excited ( probably not because of u)
- Ayo, marcus looked at me in science class I'M SCREAMING KAJNSHDKMAOWIHDNDY
by uL1rCh September 28, 2022
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screaming seagull

when your doing a chick on the beach and before you cum you pull your dick out stick it in the sand and then shove that shit back in there and cover your ears because thats one loud fucking seagull.
me and sally were on the beach getting it on then i pulled a screaming seagull. that bitch screamed so loud i need a hearing aide in my left ear.
by johnathan fuckin howell January 13, 2008
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the screaming raccoon

when a man is giving a women anal sex, then punches her in the back of the head to knock her out. then shits in both of her eyes and fists her.
Dude i gave this random chick the screaming raccoon last night! she's gunna be pissed!
by Chico The Goat December 20, 2008
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I’m screaming

Expression used when something is funny asf; dramatic laugh
When someone says something funny...
“I’m screaming” or “I’m screamingggg”
by Twin_mommy1 May 25, 2018
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Screening

A term used to describe a form of cheating in video games most common in the game mode split-screen, where the different players battle each other on one screen split into different compartments per player (4 player max.).

By looking at a other players screen, the location and other information about that player can be found.
Dude, the only reason you knew where I was hiding was because you were screening!
by ThatRegret April 10, 2010
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