Scottish Napsack

A scottish Napsack is where, you place the male testicles on a persons eye sockets while they are sleeping, one testicle in each eye.

A scottish napsack usually happens at parties where one or more people are passed out. these events are usually recorded on cellphones.

by mikaljager June 5, 2009

Scottish Suckdown

The 36 hour session following the chubby Irishman showing up to the pub with The Jug.

Shane and I are midway through a legendary Scottish Suckdown somewhere In the middle of South Ayrshire.

by Claret Kings July 20, 2024

scottish knights duel

A Scottish knights duel is when two men both put on metal chastity cages and decide to duke it out by slamming then against each others dick and balls in the chastity cages two cause pain, it ends when one man decides to quit out for one reason or another

John: Want to have a Scottish knights duel?

Justin: Hell yeah! Ill grab the chastity cages

by The_Jiggler December 23, 2024

scottish bea$t

a sexy beast that will take yo wife. nessy better step aside because the real beast has come to Scotland.
it takes the form of humans by the name of Floyd and fat bastard

That Scottish bea$t really knows how to play the pipebags

by lilpumpkinshrimp May 8, 2020

Scottish chili-dog

The act of a Scottish person receiving two hotdogs in one bun smothered in chili, and onions for taste.

Ian couldn’t wait to get his Scottish chili-dog inside his mouth

by ScotsGottaChil December 27, 2022

Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whiskey, and applying your bare naked butt cheeks on your drunken buddy’s face.

Oh hey! Did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper last night!?

by Morehoes May 29, 2018

Scottish dinosaur

A Scottish dinosaur is a group of retards who think their gangsta known as will luke Alex and Tyler

“Alisha their making a bet “
Tyler- “no their not”
The Scottish dinosaurs- “yes we’re having a bet”

by Gangsta in the evening April 17, 2020