scottish arm bar

An embarrassing and mythological maneuver one claims to had performed during and altercation in which he/she/questioning had unquestionably lost but cannot accept the loss and thus claims to had performed on the true victor in a pathetic display of denial .

"Remember that time I put buddy guy friend there in thee ole Scottish Arm Bar?"

by FinestScotchman June 17, 2017

Scottish Sanga

Cum on a sandwich and feed to your dad

"Gave me old man a Scottish Sanga on the weekend"

by NotLainT September 28, 2020

Scottish Can Can

A Scottish Can Can is a regional dialect version of the term Can Can.

The term Can Can is used to describe a person whom says they can do something even knowing you know they will ultimately fail.

The Scotish variety is used only against a Scottish person.

Corey : I can beat you lot at videogames any day of the week.

(Proceeds to lose at the videogames)

Cris : corey you are such a Scottish Can Can

by Milk Drinker 1212 March 3, 2021

Scottish Accordion

When you blow into a woman's chocolate starfish while you spank her ass like a pair of bongos.

The other day I was at my friend's house doing homework when I saw his dad giving the neighbor a Scottish Accordion.

by Stan Demo December 1, 2021

Scottish family

Usually a family very close either living in Scotland or separated across the world. Full of energetic drunks warriors, the most mental people you will ever meet.

That Scottish family who live 5mins away, they’re absolute raj.

by Rajie December 19, 2022

Scottish Accent

Universally accepted as the funniest accent EVER

(in a Scottish accent) YER STICKS NOT EVEN TOUCHING THE GROUND, MAN

by Moronoki.com August 15, 2025

Scottish Shower

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.

David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.

David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."

Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."

“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.

Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."

by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025