a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed
She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!
by brookvollerei February 12, 2024
Get the Schrodinger's Assholemug. When somebody says something moronic, and realizes that the only way they can come back from this is by claiming it was ragebait.
Person 1: I honestly kind of like league of legends, it’s a pretty good game
Person 2: That’s the worst opinion I’ve ever heard
Person 3: We can’t be friends anymore, person 1.
Person 1: Uhhhhhh… ragebaited!!! Hahaha.
(Person 1 is using “Schrodingers Ragebait”)
Person 2: That’s the worst opinion I’ve ever heard
Person 3: We can’t be friends anymore, person 1.
Person 1: Uhhhhhh… ragebaited!!! Hahaha.
(Person 1 is using “Schrodingers Ragebait”)
by Berba July 12, 2025
Get the Schrodingers Ragebaitmug. "I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"
"I'm make krabber patterys"
"Shut up"
"I'm make krabber patterys"
"Shut up"
"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"
"I'm make krabber patterys"
"Shut up"
Schrodinger's Sponge
"I'm make krabber patterys"
"Shut up"
Schrodinger's Sponge
by Schrodinger's Sponge July 9, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Spongemug. Schrodinger's Shapiro is a person who starts a debate and decides whether he was serious or not based on the outcome. Troll if he loses, serious if he wins.
Attorney: "And this concludes the defense regarding the case of property trespassing. My client is not guilty."
Judge: "I find the defendant not gui-"
Plaintiff: "Chill, your honour. I didn't sue him for real, it's just a troll."
Attorney: "Objection, your honour. That is clearly Schrodinger's Shapiro."
Judge: "I find the defendant not gui-"
Plaintiff: "Chill, your honour. I didn't sue him for real, it's just a troll."
Attorney: "Objection, your honour. That is clearly Schrodinger's Shapiro."
by Zangiuli February 14, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's Shapiromug. The act of taking a dump and quickly closing the lid before you have time to see whether or not it actually flushed away
by yee-yee haircut July 22, 2024
Get the Schrodinger's crapmug. Making a half-sarcastic comment to a group of people that can be rebuked as sarcasm/banter if unappreciated, or just as easily allowed to slide if it's appreciated.
The name is derived from the famous Schrödinger's cat experiment, a demonstration of the concept of quantum superposition. 'The cat in this box is either dead or alive, and we have no way of knowing for certain until we open the box...'
The name is derived from the famous Schrödinger's cat experiment, a demonstration of the concept of quantum superposition. 'The cat in this box is either dead or alive, and we have no way of knowing for certain until we open the box...'
1: "Mark just made a joke about women's rights. He's uh... he's being sarcastic, though, right...?"
2: "That guy is just pulling a Schrodinger to gauge the overall social climate here. See that? The douche just took it right back!"
1: "Damn..."
2: "That guy is just pulling a Schrodinger to gauge the overall social climate here. See that? The douche just took it right back!"
1: "Damn..."
by Inlovewithabsol October 10, 2023
Get the pulling a Schrodingermug. someone that proclaims they love a certain gender, and then when their partner comes out as transgender, of the gender they proclaim to love, they dislike them to their entirety, and beg for them to change back.
ace : yeah, when i came out, he threw an absolute fit, even though i thought he liked men too! he's schrodinger's chaser, for real.
bill : damn, i'm sorry bro. i'm glad you broke up with him!
bill : damn, i'm sorry bro. i'm glad you broke up with him!
by shugrrplum_ August 9, 2025
Get the schrodinger's chasermug.