Schrodinger's Balls

when you're hanging out with your parents and your balls are hanging out your shorts and by the time you realize they're out you don't know if they've seen them or not so you can't say anything because you dont know

"I went Schrodinger's Balls mode last night while watching a movie with my parents, I swear to god they saw! "-Caelen

by gamergodXD June 2, 2023

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schrodinger's meme

When you find a meme that is either funny or unfunny depending on the context, however you do not know the context of it.

Person1: I saw this anime meme that feels like it could be satirical but also may not be.

Person2: Sounds like schrodinger's meme to me.

by Calvinator_lmao June 27, 2023

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Schrodinger's Gamer

A person whose opinion of a game and its dev team changes based on whether or not they receive and update - most common with update re-runs.

Person 1: "I can't believe we're getting the same Halloween update from two years ago. Couldn't they give us any new content?"

Person 2: "If there was no update, you'd be complaining and saying that "you'd take another re-run over nothing". Stop being Schrodinger's Gamer."

by TheComicalWife March 9, 2023

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Schrodinger Landlord

A person so greedy and rich that do absolutely nothing and at the same time most of them lose money and have to sell their properties because the time and money commitment is a net loss for them. The participate in a system where money is just given to them with no work yet becoming a landlord is so hard that no one who dislikes landlords can figure out how to become one.

I must be one of those Schrodinger landlords because I lost money but I'm still hated for providing short term housing to people who don't want the commitment of buying a home.

by NipseyHustle March 14, 2023

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