turd sandwich

1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)

1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich

by KDIZZO May 13, 2005

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Porkchop Sandwiches

To leave an area expediently and with considerable haste.

Man, as soon as this meeting is through, its porkchop sandwiches for me.

by Michael Oakes September 4, 2005

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A phrase meaning "So there you go.", "That's why this situation is the way it is.", "That's why this is there.", "That's why I did that.",etc.

Originally started at a High school in Arizona.
(Joe pulls out a sandwich)
Unknown Person "Joe, you're eating lunch?"
Ramesh: "Yeah, Hence the sandwich!"

Person One: (Looks at person two's cast on arm) You broke your arm?
Person Two: Yeah, hence the sandwich.
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(Person One throws their wedding ring at person two)
Person Two: We're getting a divorce??
Person One: Yeah, hence the sandwich.

by Nova314 June 15, 2005

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ass sandwich

A sandwich, made of ass and poo. From a Jack Chick parody strip.

This is an ASS SANDWICH. It is made of ASS and POO.

by Jethro December 6, 2003

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Jelly Sandwich

When you receive a hybrid handjob/blowjob while your junk is covered with KY Jelly to reduce friction and make twice the mess. Astrolube, though quite effective, is not the preferred product due to its apparent lack of flavor.

My girl crawled up between my legs and gave me a Jelly Sandwich so tight that my eyes rolled up into the back of my head when my cock exploded.

by LeddedBee August 13, 2019

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