When you have no personality, character, or any redeeming qualities, you need to peacock to attract mates. When you don't the money to peacock, you shop the Urban Clearance Sales, where urbanites perform a smash-and-grab, that is to break into a store and loot it's merchandise.
Urbanite 1: Hey man, I'm embarrassed to he seen with you. I heard there's gonna be an urban clearance sale at the prada store. Get yourself some new clothes.
Urbanite 2: Bet. I don't get enough in my welfare check to buy that stuff, and I am worthless trash and women won't even look at me... I'll be sure to check that sale out.
Urbanite 2: Bet. I don't get enough in my welfare check to buy that stuff, and I am worthless trash and women won't even look at me... I'll be sure to check that sale out.
by Dafydd y Cymro January 10, 2022
Get the urban clearance salemug. the regret you feel after impulse shopping at a sample sale and realizing that you don't like anything you purchased.
"I can't believe I just spent $300 on this floral velvet dress. It's not even my size. What was I thinking? I'm having major sample sale remorse right now."
by adecasp January 15, 2011
Get the sample sale remorsemug. A child that is wearing clothes that do not go together. Or clothes that have been thrown on with no care in the world to what they might look like.
by Deirdrew April 12, 2017
Get the jumble sale kidmug. (n) - A type of bake sale seen in Guatemala completely different from all other types of bake sales. Sometimes imported to the U.S.
by The Geographer January 4, 2005
Get the Guatemalan bake salemug. Hooker: Half of my money goes to my vaginal sales represenative!
Guy1: you mean your pimp?
Hooker: yes!
Guy1: you mean your pimp?
Hooker: yes!
by Mikeunlimited04 September 29, 2008
Get the Vaginal Sales Represenativemug. The sudden disappearance of a sales opportunity. A dramatic reduction in a sales forecast, often leaving the sales person and their manager in an awkward spot.
Why did Jon get fired? The boss got rid of him once he found out that he got infected with the Evaporating Sales Virus. We're not sure if he was making the stuff up or if the economy got him.
by alienevil June 11, 2009
Get the Evaporating Sales Virusmug. SLUTS. FAKE. NOT PREPS NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY. these girls always have drama, they are constantly fighting about something stupid like who wasn't invited to the movie. they all think they are hot shit.
by Former student '05 May 3, 2005
Get the mount de salesmug.