Spoon Swagging

Some stupid thing justin bieber made up in an attemp to be "funny" and "original"

Girl 1: Justin was spoonswagging at his concert yesterday!
Girl 2: What the hell is spoon swagging?
Girl 1: Oh, well he moves this spoon back and fowards and pretends to be eating from it so-
Girl 2: Ew. -walks away-

by StimulatedConversation December 23, 2010

shagging the dog

The ability to drag the hours out of work given,Normaly by stereo-typical short,fat,red faced(not through embaressment) bald blokes.

this blokes been shagging the dog is taking 10 hours to do a 5 hour job

by eyes in the skys April 28, 2006

sheep shaggin

Favourite passtime for Ballymena men.

Sammy's ma: Sammy where you goin. Ur never in this house hey.
Sammy: fack sake ma, am just goin do thon car park beside Kentucky Fried Mouse hey.
Sammy's ma: Why ya forever hangin round thon dump wee lad hey.
Sammy: Ma what planet u on then hey. Thars a big sheep shaggin do on thar the night like, hey.
Sammy's ma: Get thon sheep skin coat fram under them thar stairs and take yer wee sister hey.
Sammy: wat fur ma, hey.
Sammys ma: coz i taul ya ta do it and dont ya back cheek me wee lad or i'll tell ur da when he cams back fram tha bog hey.

Q: What do ya call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Ballymena?
A: A leisure centre.

Ballymena chav to his chav mate.
Hey Billy, I gat meself a new girlfriend hey.
Friends reply: What ya call her then Billy hey.
Billy's reply, baaaaaaaaarbarrrrraaaaa
Friend: how ya chat her up then hey
Billy: Get ur wool aff ya fackan sexy bitch coz ur gonna get it tha night hey

by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010

Saging it

A term used to describe someone who jacks off in akward situations

At a boyscout camp with no chicks.
Boyscout A- where is sage?
Boyscout B- idk i saw him go in the shower 40 min. ago with no soap
Boyscout A- Damm he is saging it again

by thuggg life December 12, 2009

Samgina

A samgina is when a male's trousers are loose enough that when they sit down, there is no bulge, it just looks flat like a female. Mangina without seeing the actual thing.

omg, look at his Samgina

by emmiebbz January 5, 2009

Slagging

Slacking + Lagging

kid1: Look, at that guy running. He is really slagging.
kid2: You would think he can try to run faster.

by jo3_sum January 5, 2009

Swagging

When you doing something amazing, such as winning something so badly, that you have more swag just for doing it.

Can also be used as an adverb. (Swaggingly)

The Yankees were Swagging so hard yesterday against the Red Sox!
Eminem was Swaggingly amazing at his concert last night!

by Sensei Swag February 8, 2012