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The Sleeping Lady

Wow, i’d give the sleeping lady a go.
by gilbert12345 November 27, 2019
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Alaskan Sleeping Bag

When a man falls through the ice in Alaska into the frigid water. So in an effort to warm him, you strip off his clothes, you place his freezing body in a sleeping bag. Then strip off your own clothes, climb into the sleeping bag, and proceed to fuck him up the ass until he has regained warmth.
Oh Shit! That guy just fell through the ice.
Luckily Stewart is here. He’s the only one brave enough to give him an Alaskan Sleeping Bag.
by Sasquatch Jr. September 14, 2022
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The ducks are sleeping

1 You would say this when you are in a boring conversation

2 when someone mentions someone who's boring
Person 1:.....so then when we got to the park......

Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping

Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping
by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019
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you’re a sleeping onion

duke depp thought the lyrics “you’re asleep in london” we’re you’re a sleeping onion ☹️👎 how humiliating
“you’re a sleeping onion. wait. does it actually say you’re a sleeping onion???”
by dukesthirdtrashcan May 14, 2021
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sleeping vampire

after someone dies, go to there funeral, and get into their coffin some time before they are buried. wait until you are in the ground, and then take that dead body and go to town!
(try a hardcore hot karl for extra fun)
i gave your mom a sleeping vampire, but then i got trapped underground, and had to eat her dead body to survive. what a debacle!
by ballcuzzi April 20, 2005
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Sheeping

"Sheeping" is another way of saying "A Wolf In Sheep's Clothing".

On the internet, this is referring to a person that instant messages, emails, chats or calls pretending to be someone else or a different gender than they really are.

They can be found in internet chat rooms or forums.

They will try to "disguise" themselves by using a female screen name and a color or font that implies "female".

A person that is sheeping will also email or post “fake” pics and claim they are their own.

Sheeping is also when a person wants others to think he/she is "new" to their chat room/forum.

Syntax and diction can/are specific to each person’s manner and personality therefore sheepers can be easily exposed.
"He is sheeping."
"What?"
"He is not female he is pretending to be a female"

"That is Cynthia. She is sheeping. You can change your SN but you cant change the way you type. "

"She is sheeping. Those are'nt her pics. Those pics are on 11 websites. Unless of course she is a model."

"He is male not female. That insult is used more by men and scarcely by women. He is sheeping."
by SwtPnkKty December 6, 2011
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sleepings

To covertly inform others that you are going to go fornicate. Usually at night when you would normally be sleeping.
mamajama- hey i'm going to go do some sleepings
Alfred- Ok man, have fun.
by curlyfroman3 June 20, 2008
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