A complete and udder fuckboy, his face is probably shaped as a fish and his dick probably has gills and he needs a condom filled with water
"Swearing at your mom"
by TheFuckBoyQuinn March 09, 2016
When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.
by Big Yeet.com December 02, 2019
A innocent looking girl, talks soft, and always up on the lastest fashion, but curses all the time. Without even realizing.
Kelly: Oh shit I dropped my keys
Josh: Dollar in the swear jar!
Kelly: I didn't swear you ass
Josh: Ok you swearing angel
Josh: Dollar in the swear jar!
Kelly: I didn't swear you ass
Josh: Ok you swearing angel
by RubbyDicky November 04, 2017
my friend tried to say "I swear to god dude!" as I was trolling him. The person instead said "i swear to got", so i thought i might as well make it a real thing. It can be used many different ways, as an adjective, or a swear term. use it however you want.
"I SWEAR TO GOT DUDE." every takes 3 steps back. "we dont use that kind of language here" (THANOS SNAP)
by plasticman15505 March 24, 2019
by wetblanket25 October 23, 2019
To sarcastically suggest that you are speaking the truth, although you and probably the other people know that you are lying.
Dave: Steve bruv, did you see that Man just jump 50 ft in to the air?
Steve: Nah!! Actually?
Dave: Yeah bruv, swear up.
Steve: Nah!! Actually?
Dave: Yeah bruv, swear up.
by abcdefg h May 22, 2014